No, I am not a funny person.
Because of my lack of humor, I stick to the people who share the same humor as me. It's the ironic one, the bittersweet humor which makes me laugh about your own misery instead of complaining and praying for help. Rowan Atkinson is if it comes to it my favorite especially as Blackadder.
The help it isn't on the way. If you want something to change you need to work for it yourself. With work, I mean honest work. Not by scamming, manipulating, abusing, and threatening others. It seems to be the trend these days and there's a reason for it. No, it's not poverty but the fact crime pays. That's the only reason.
Poor people you won't meet here. With poor, I mean really poor. Those people do not have a device, no internet connection and they are not "smart" enough to be online and tell the world how great and humble they are, they do not ask for money because they need to pay their bills urgently, they don't hack you and have no time to copy-paste or translate text written by others. That poor person keeps his mouth shut. The only thing s/he has left is dignity, some pride. It's not something you are going to throw away on a fun platform because you have nothing to hide. Instead s/he tries to work, make it work, make some money to buy bread.
A poor person, I mean that really poor bastard who sells the own body to stay alive, sleeps outside on the street during winters, doesn't write 6-8 articles a day. That poor bastard can be educated too because poverty can happen to all of us and believe me it's no fun although it can be fun to have them for a friend.
Those who went through mountains of trouble have something in common. They are realists, no pussies, no longer feel the need to keeping up appearances. It's taking it or leave it, accept or deny, no cheating, no lies, no backstabbing.
Device: mobile phone
Egg timer: set at 10 minutes
Prompt: title
Very heart touching. 😐