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That Chick: Men and women are equal Me: Equal in what? That Chick: Uhm everything? Me: Uhm no? That Chick: You are a sexist and misogynist

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The biggest power of the current order is changing the narrative as they like sometimes retrospectively. When the world moves to the immutable blockchain as the source of truth that power vanishes. They should be very scared.

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If you buy 10 oz of gold. You have 10 oz of gold regardless of the price. If you buy 10 BCH. You have 10 BCH regardless of the price.

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When I click heart on a good post but the heart doesn't tip.

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It sounds stupid to hear that we are living on a ball, it sounds even more stupid to hear that we are living inside a bowl.

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I am so tempted to buy virtual rats on juungle.

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What stuff you can buy online today with BCH? As far as I know, you can buy domains at Namecheap and a number of VPN services accept BCH. What else can you buy today?

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I am so glad BTC exists. It is great to have the separation between those who run after money and those who value utility.

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10 Pony Giveaway ----------------------- I am giving away 10 pony NFTs to 10 users who don't have any ponies. Rules: - This must be your first pony. You shouldn't have any other ponies before. - Post your SLP address if you qualify for the above rule. - Winner will be chosen at random The giveaway closes in 2 hours. [Giveaway closed. Winners will be announced shortly]

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Do you see signs of hyperinflation in your country?

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We live in a weird world. More people are trading rats than ponies.

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Winners of the 10 Pony Giveaway content. Ponies will be sent shortly. Congrats everyone. Pouki mizukilin Mayday1314 risuvin Liang kami25565 littlefat Hhearty24 haneusuda FOXGOGO Update: Ponies sent!

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This is a great perspective on gold going through hyperinflation. Gold and silver may not be the barter system that everyone who wants to sell you gold says. The hyperinflation scenario is very complex and this first-hand information will help a lot in preparing for and navigating the eventual hyperinflation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7sXPsB3wA

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Now I see posts from channels in my timeline. This should be fun!

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When you build the same stupid financial instruments that require trust over crypto, There will be still bubbles. It is not the fault of the crypto. It is just the fault of the greedy morons.

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Humans always needed a central authority in a group. A tribe had a leader, a company had a board of directors. The problem is we depend on the government to legitimize these groups through registrations like company registration, political parties, non-profits, etc. The ability of humans to form a group is critical to a healthy civilization. I believe we need to take back control of forming groups and we need to build mechanisms to legitimize a group registration with the…

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It is clearly evident most people can not think for themselves even if their lives depended on it.

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This NFT rat costs 9487 BCH only. Just under $7 million. Great bargain if you ask me.

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Channels are getting listed in the profile page. Good step.

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I think the notification should be like You've got a $ 0.10 heart ♥ from X $ 0.1 heart ♥ feels weird and uses a few extra brain cycles to process.

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Motivational speaker: Never take no for an answer. Lawyer: Stop when you hear a no otherwise you'll face rape charges. The world is full of contradictions.

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I think noise should list the withdrawable satoshis amount in the wallet section as well. This is available on read.cash. When I use services like juungle, Most sellers list prices in BCH denominations and not in fiat. So dollar amounts are irrelevant for me. It is funny how quick the mind gets used to seeing things in satoshi terms.

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This has to be the most delusional period in the whole human history.

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In a hyperinflation situation something that costs 10 units of fiat currency becomes 10000 units of fiat currency in a couple of years. After a while the concept of currency becomes irrelevant and people start to see the value of stuff. Although it is a painful thing to happen, I don't mind a healthy dose of reality.

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Prepare for what is coming, stock up food or get ready to eat rats.

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I just realized projects like NFT rats are very important to onboard beginners. If there are NFTs with only high value. Newcomers won't buy at a high price and they won't get the experience of trading NFTs if the price is prohibitive. Having a few NFT projects that cost just a few cents that can be traded or gifted is great.

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Once upon a time there was a godman in a village. He wanted to control the village through fear of an evil creature. He told a lot of stories about how the evil creature kills someone. No one bought his bull shit story and everyone mocked him. One night the godman killed someone exactly like the evil creature in his story. Everyone was shocked and thought to themselves that the godman was right and they should've believed him all along. Now suddenly the whole village started…

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Imagine a version of Bitcoin that works as a currency that is what Bitcoin cash is.

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The user Dollar whose profile picture is Bitcoin just tipped me 3 cents in Bitcoin cash.

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X: BItcoin cash is not physical. So it does not have value. Me: Math is not physical. How does it have value?

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Survival instinct is sometimes called vaccine hesitancy.

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I often conclude that I don't know enough about something rather than believing in a simple truth. simply because the state of not knowing enables an open mind while a state of belief that you know something closes your mind.

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My portfolio is increasing 5% month over month. I have 7 rats, 4 ponies and 5 waifus in my portfolio now. I'm however worried about the lack of liquidity in the marketplace.

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Fun fact: Many girls dress up hoping to get a rich guy. Also fun fact: Many guys show off hoping to get those girls. I can choose to play that game or not but I have no time to judge those who play that game.

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The more educated someone is the more distanced they are from reality.

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Heart in noise is like a box of chocolates, you never know which one you are going to get.

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Is it possible to enable notifications for messages of one person in a telegram group?

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Love is just a trade in which both parties benefit.

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When someone tells me that they love me more than anything in the world. I always want to know, more than what other things and how much more exactly in terms of percentage and how am I doing on a daily basis. In fact I should create a chart for that.

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A beggar can use BCH but not BTC and CBDC. The permissionless currency with cheap transactions is going to be more useful for more people.

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Thinking is simply talking to yourself without the sound. You need to stop talking to become aware or to listen.

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Seeing all those who tipped a post is a neat feature. Although consolidating tip notifications was really helpful, it takes the human element out of tipping. Now, using this feature I can get to know the people who enjoy my posts.

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The day when everyone denominates their goods and services in satoshis. It is game over for the fiat.

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If productivity is the only goal of life, butterflies will fly in straight lines to get to wherever it is they want to go the fastest. They don't. They go here and there and here again. They don't have a goal, they don't rush their lives. They just enjoy it and live.

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ETH airdrops ----------------- Free tokens worth $10. Transaction fee to claim $30.

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Two simple steps to be successful with crypto investing 1. Buy the right project at the low. 2. Do nothing for 7 to 10 years. ( Do something only when step number 1 is no longer true ) Apparently, the second step seems to be the toughest for most people.

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If you want BCH go up today, it is a good sign that you are over leveraged. Once it goes up quite a bit book some profits to keep your sanity.

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The purpose of BTC is to make more fiat. The purpose of BCH is to replace fiat.

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Nobody fears the darkness. They fear the unknown.

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The lightning network is slavery packaged as freedom.

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I am thinking about coming up with a much simpler explanation for blockchain, cryptocurrency and NFTs. Do you think there are simpler explanations out there? I came across quite a few but most of them will leave the reader/listener more confused than they started. Have you seen any explanation that you can simply pass it on to a newbie?

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There is no going back to normal, as it was before 2020. The world we are going into is going to be much more difficult. It is going to take decades to come out of it. I have made peace with that. #DoomAndGloom

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Now you can see the posts made in chambers by users you follow right in your timeline. #Useless

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I heard of so many people dying in the hospital. Most of them die during midnight or dawn, by 7 a.m the bodies are in the crematorium and the housekeeping cleans the room just in time to get the bed filled in few hours. It works like clockwork. The virus is so efficient in making money for the hospitals.

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Before 2020 if you want to kill a family member you need to sort through a lot of shady stuff. Today all you need to do is wait for them to cough and take them to the doctor.

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I am a rich person in a poor man's body 😅

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Has anyone tried the clubhouse app? It is great for going in-depth on particular subjects. I think we should have noise.cash or a BCH room. What do you think?

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If you made a dollar on noise. You are already ahead of 6 billion people in the world.

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Sounds like taking the vaccine is equal to playing Russian roulette with a gun that has a million round chamber. - Youtube comment (I suspect the chances are a lot less than 1 million)

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When someone wants to believe lies they can dismiss the truth as a conspiracy theory.

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If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die. - Warren Buffett So, I post on noise before I go to sleep. I am making at least 10 cents per sleep. I am getting there Warren.

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Imagine working all your life and putting all your earnings into a box. Every time you become afraid of the future, You open that box and feel good about yourself. One day without you realizing it, the stuff inside the box starts shrinking and shrinking. When you open that box you are shocked to find out that the stuff inside the box is cut in half without no one ever touching it. Now, you close that box and start to panic. When you finally realize what is going on and when…

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I was told that I shouldn't lie in a relationship. But my wife keeps asking, "Do I look fat?"

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Freedom is an intimidating idea for the willfully enslaved.

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Governments all around the world: This is science. Don't question it.

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Sometimes we can kill someone with good intentions. No one is going to be judged based on their intentions, they are going to be judged based on the outcomes. It is fucking time to wake up.

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Sadly, People are lining up for the vaccine not because they are idiots but because it appeals to their good side but they are getting deceived because they are idiots.

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Do yourself a favor. Learn about gaslighting. You will become immune to most of the media brainwashing.

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Reality pains people because they're so tied to their illusions. It is a choice to let go of those illusions. It'll be heck a lot tougher if they are institutionalized.

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I should learn the art of completing my sentences.

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My girlfriend wants me to be quick but she gets super mad when I am quick.

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India is getting prepared to kill babies through hospitals because some medical prophet has prophesized the third wave will affect the babies.

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The Indian public will be guilted into taking a vaccine with pictures and videos of dead babies for the coming months. It is a great marketing strategy if you ignore the killing babies part.

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Awake not woke --------------------- I am observing a pattern recently, it is a gimmick based on the concept of time. If you see what is actually happening and how it is done, maybe you will spot other gimmicks that use the same technique. The trick is to use language to make people believe that there is no more change possible in an ever-changing system. Here are a few examples, the use of the word woke implies that this where someone would arrive when they are awake and…

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The trick to hodl is to realize that BCH will buy more stuff later.

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Be like a mirror. A mirror is neither positive nor negative. It just reflects reality. When the reality changes the mirror changes.

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Is it possible to buy amazon gift cards with BCH?

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I expect someone to not change their stance every day. It makes them more reliable. It is exactly why I like the lightning network. Every time I ask someone when will it be used widely, the answer is always 18 months. It is a blessing for someone who immensely values consistency from a dev team.

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I have a feeling that something is very wrong.

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Governments have abused the power you gave them for so long. It is time to take it back.

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Same person On crypto: Verify. Don't trust. On vaccines: Trust. Don't verify.

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Reminder: BCH in existence = 19 million USD printed in 2020 = 3 trillion+

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Once the hyperinflation hits, BCH holders will stop paying attention to the dollar value of BCH. They'll only value stuff in satoshi.

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Voluntarism has room for slavery because in a voluntary society one is free to trade their freedom for something else.

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"We live in a world so fake, the truth actually scares people" - Ralph Smart

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Microstrategy is just gambling at this point.

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Given the ongoing events with USDT. I think Bitcoin.com wallet should support other stable coins as well.

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People who eat ice cream are slowly killing themselves.

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I want the dollar to crash so bad because I want the government thugs to beg in the streets. It should be fun to see reality hit them like a pile of bricks.

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My girlfriend is mad that I had sex with another girl. I just explained to her that she was just a diversity fuck.

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Elon musk is catching up with BTC maximalism. Will he see the light of BCH?

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I wish people realize that if they don't write off the fiat debt and start fresh, they are enslaving their children.

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If doctors are trying to rape a group of people. Those who don't want to be raped will be diagnosed with rape hesitancy.

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A short guide to making Bitcoin more energy efficient ------------------------------------------------------------------- Allow more transactions per block. It is fucking simple.

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I am like Gordon Ramsey of noise.cash. The only difference between Gordon and me is that he has talent.

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How many Bitcoin maxis does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It doesn't matter how many but it is going to take them 18 months.

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Trust and betrayal are two sides of the same coin. You open up the possibility of betrayal when you trust.

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BCH's biggest edge over BTC Ever tried buying stuff online on a new service? What do you do? You go for a smaller purchase and if you like the user experience you go for a bigger purchase. Eventually, You buy huge items. This is how all online adoption works. With BTC's high transaction fee, this natural UX pattern will not work. One has to take the leap of faith with a bigger dollar amount. This one limitation excludes more than half of the people in the world to…

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Conspiracy theory: El Salvador is running an experiment with the fractional bitcoin reserve currency system.

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How does the lightning network works? It doesn't.

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Good people don't want to commit aggression or kill but bad people have no problem with aggression. Until good people can mount strong enough defensive aggression. Bad people will always win.

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I'd rather have my kids uneducated than miseducated.

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Some governments are trying to fight cryptocurrencies. It is going to be a bumpy road for a while.

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Government can't print gold, silver, bitcoin and shoes. They can however print fiat. It is weird seeing people value fiat more than stuff.

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The best way to overcome the fear of death is to live fully now.

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Now that everyone is wearing double masks. I don't need to brush my teeth.

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I have an idea to get some free media and attention to BCH with very little effort. It is called the BCH mob. We need to find out worthy causes that accept bch donation and send them a small donation. Like a few cents or dollars from each of us at a prior agreed time frame. It'll be a great way to spread the cause and get some free press for BCH.

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We live in a funny world in which a bunch of animals fears fresh air because they think there are viruses.

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Bitcoin: There can never be more than 21 million bitcoins in circulation. Lightning network: Hold my beer.

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If you hold your keys and a copy of the blockchain offline. You are immune to cyberattacks.