Epic, My Mom Thought I'm Having A Baby

My mom really thought I'm having a baby. Here's the reason why:

These past two weeks, I placed numerous orders on Shopee. Package after package came, Kuya delivery guy keeps on calling my name.

My mom is puzzled as to why I've been receiving so many parcels lately. She knows I receive 2 to 3 parcels a day but despite knowing it, she still asked.

One of the things I bought is baby oil. Too lazy to go out, eh? I find it exhausting to go out just to buy my essentials so I ordered them online. The baby oil is for cleaning my ears. I use cotton buds with baby oil to clean just the surface and at the back of my ear, though I also clean them when I'm taking a bath, it just feels nice when I clean it again lol.

Another is the Johnson's baby shampoo. I decided to switch brands of my shampoo because it's being too harsh on my hair. My hair has been frizzy for months already by using Head and Shoulders and Pantene. Though I don't use shampoo everyday, I use creamsilk conditioner every other day, but still not enough for my hair to go back to its normal state. I looked for paraben-free products as it helps to make the hair healthier. I was torn if I'd go for Human Nature's shampoo or the Johnson's Baby Shampoo. I ordered the latter.

My mom saw me with these products then she asked if I'm pregnant and that if I'm expecting a baby. Lol.

She asked if I'm stocking some baby needs already, little did she know it's for me, her baby! hahaha

I remembered an anecdote while we're having this conversation. I was in the hospital for a check up with my OB (obstetrician-gynecologist) for my menstrual cramps. The OB asked if I'm pregnant, of course I said no. The OB assumed I couldn't tell the truth because my mom was there, so she asked again if I'm pregnant and asked my mom to leave the room so I could be honest. My mom informed the OB that she knows everything and that I wasn't really pregnant. Lol.

But just seeing these things I've ordered, she suspects me already! How I wish I'm already expecting a baby without getting pregnant at all. I'm not ready to commit into this serious mother-child relationship. I still want to enjoy the moments of being single, and when I say single, I meant in a relationship.

For now, I'd let my mom treat me as if I'm still her baby.

It's almost 2am as of this writing. I hope you're all doing fine. Thanks for dropping by! 💖

July 21, 2022