Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Today, I decided to not write about my adventure. I don't want to expose how unfortunate John's life is. Everything seems a joke and my little brother is here again talking like Peppa Pig.

I came across different articles during my days of stay here. Some wrote about Bitcoin and Cryptos. Some also wrote about their travels and I highly recommend @FarmGirl @Bloghound and @ARTicLEE if you want to read such amazing travel blogs. Apart from that, the article of @emily2u got my attention because of her would you rather questions which I wanted to try.

Since I am naughty, lol I want to try answering those naughty questions too.

I chose 10 questions from the random question generator. If you want, you can join in the challenge too. Link is in my bio. Char! You can find the link below.

https://www.collegetimes.com/entertainment/71-ridiculous-rather-questions-115652

WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTIONS

Would you rather shit on someone or have someone shit on you?

First of all, I don't want some shit but if that shit is coming from me, I cannot complain anymore. Clearly, I would rather shit on someone. And I know you would choose this too.

Would you rather fart every time you laugh or burp every time you cry?

Basic. I always fart everyday. Between fart and burp, I would rather fart every time I laugh so the laughter goes on continuously as they hear and smell my fart. I don't want to cry so burping every time I cry is a big NO. Or else I would be like my little brother crying because his shadow is following him. 🙄

Would you rather eat your family pet or kill your parents?

I haven't tried killing my parents so I would rather eat our family pets since we don't have any of them. Hahaha!

Would you rather not have sex for a year or have it every day of your life but not orgasm ever?

Why make yourself tired if someone can do it for you everyday? Lol.

Would you rather have a bell go off every time you're horny or never get horny?

Of course I would rather have a bell go off every time I am horny so people around me will be aware. Let us spread awareness!

Would you rather paint a wall with your face or your knees?

Without a doubt, I would rather paint a wall with my face so my face would mark the wall. People would get the chance to see me everywhere. Haha! Isn't that amazing?

Would you rather meet the love of your life knowing that they'll die in a year or never meet them?

Why must I make my heart hurt when I can just be happy? Let me be serious here since I seldom do it. I don't want to meet the love of my life knowing that they'll die after a year. What's the purpose of having one when you can't be together for long? So I would rather not meet them. After all, love is easy to give. We have many chances of meeting new people and love them. Let us not be choosy. Some were in a failure relationship because they keep on choosing perfect ones who never exist.

Would rather be able to speak to animals or every language in the world?

I would rather speak to animals than being able to speak every language in the world. Let me real. I am dumb. I can't even memorize our graduation speech how much more the languages in the world? Whereas in animals, I can just use sign language and hum. That would be easier.

Would you rather see the texts your ex wrote about you or have them see the texts you sent about them?

If it's already an ex don't text them and wait for them to reply. You are giving yourself the situation of useless waiting. So for me, I would rather, see the texts of my ex wrote about me because I never sent messages to my ex anymore.

Would you rather have the best house in a bad neighbourhood or the worst house in a fancy neighbourhood?

I would rather have the best house in a bad neighborhood. Who cares about the neighborhood? I don't want to get involve in their business and I don't want them to see what's mine too. If I choose, the worst house in fancy neighborhood, my little brother would be worse since he will be crying even more. I don't want that. I am so fed up. Lol.

So done. I tried my best to answer those and I do hope you tried your best to understand my reasons. 😥🤣

Anyway, I am so happy yesterday since the generous Rusty showered something. I did not expect it will be that early.

In just 4 days, I had 8 generous sponsors. Though my content is not that satisfying, still they believed in me. But why my parents don't when I told them I did not stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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