Strange Questions! Also pretty silly, Care to answer?

Happy new month everyone I should have written that yesterday but I totally forgot it was 1st of April yesterday. Anyway I'm doing that right now, how's the month been so far for y'all? It's been uneventful for me so far....

Moving on so I came across this trend about strange questions from someone I'm starting to kind Of admire on here @Lara888 after reading some of her articles

I decided to join said "trend" so I'm taking up the challenge this should be a fun write, let's go.

•WHAT'S THE DUMBEST WAY YOU'VE EVER BEEN HURT

Seeing as the question didn't specify if it is physical or emotional form of being hurt, I guess I'd go with the emotional. A few years back I met this girl, seeing as I'm a loner I hardly had friends.. But she spoke to me first all that which was surprising and all we got close spent a hours of each day together. Which was funny now that I think on it, half the time we had nothing to talk about... We were just friends though never crossed my mind, and to my knowledge of the things she said it never crossed her mind either to try and be anything more than friends or perhaps I was just to shy to try well that's besides the point.

Anyway she was only around for the summer at her aunts place, which lasted for about a month before she went back home, the day she left I started crying... God I was such a baby lool, it has to be the dumbest thing that hurt me emotionally then, which is nothing but hilarious thinking back on it all now.

•WHICH WORD WOULD YOU USE IF YOU COULD ONLY USE ONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Well it'll have to be "Go Away" I have this weird stuff where I don't like people coming close to me or touching me, unless i really like the person. But it is hard to get people not to touch me or come close to me or just randomly hang out around where I am, especially the touching part I really dislike it and would be super happy if I can get it to stop.

So yeah it'll be "go away" so I can easily tell everyone I don't want around me to get lost (technically it'll be go away but you get what I mean lool), 'before you wonder won't it be a lonely way to live' I like being alone.

•WHAT IS THE MOST ABSURD THING YOU'VE BEEN TRICKED INTO DOING OR BELIEVING

The country where I grew up and currently still reside, is filled with absurd superstitions that when I think about them now the word absurd isn't enough to discribe them, I'll mention some.

•Eating in ones dream is said to be bad and dangerous, complete fallacy

•Itchy palm means one should expect a significant sum of cash soon, nonsense lol

•When one leaves his/her apartment in the moring and one hits his/her leg it's a sign it is going to be a bad day, so one should go back to sleep and forget about doing anything that day. My God who came up with all these nonsense 😂😂

•It is also believed here that "evil spirits" can be transferred through cell phones... How does this even make any sense

Okay, that's enough absurdity for one day lool.

•WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS YOU'RE TOO OLD TO DO BUT STILL ENJOY

Playing with toys, I'm way too old for such but when I come across some toys I can't help myself but play with them. Been a while I did this though and by while I mean years, but still I enjoy doing it.

•WHO'S THE MESSIEST PERSON YOU'VE EVER KNOWN

Well taking into account that I don't know much people, so technically I don't really know messy people, so with that my little sister takes the top spot on this list. She's really messy... She messes up the kitchen, her room among other places and she's always reluctant to clean it up lool.

•WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST TEXT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED RECENTLY

Hmm recently, well this lady I know sent me a text about her longing to wake up beside me as my wife, and I was shocked & speechless, the content of the text was all too weird. It was so unexpected I paused silently for a few minutes then laughed out loud, it was also beautiful even though it isn't something I'm interested in, well for now anyway.

•WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO AFTER GETTING HOME FROM A TRIP

Definitely eat, shower and go to bed no matter what time it is, I'm definitely going to sleep, I'm not a fan of moving about I try to avoid it best I can. So I'd definitely sleep after getting back I might even skip the food and shower.

•IF YOU WERE GIVEN THE CHANCE TO STEAL SOMETHING WHAT WOULD IT BE

Definitely going to be a Billion dollars, that amount of cash would solve a lot of things for me, hell it'll solve every current issue I have lool.

•WHAT IS SOMETHING YOUR BRAIN WANTS TO CONVINCE YOU TO DO BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGHT IT

Anytime I'm with this one girl I like in public.

•My Brain: kiss her dammit

•Me: Noooo! leave me

And this action reoccurs everytime we meet up, hilarious no???

•WHAT IS THE STRANGEST THING YOUR TEACHER HAS EVER DONE

My teacher in high school was so nice, she wasn't strict at all. During exam period she gives the chance for exam malpractice(which isn't a good thing though), she would go you can get answers from anywhere you like just don't make noise while doing it, still super strange to me till this day.

•IF YOU WERE GIVEN THE CHANCE TO TRAVEL BACK TO THE PAST, WHERE WOULD YOU GO

Time travel huh, one of my favorite things in fiction. I would definitely travel back to the time when life was easy when I was young and my dad was still around, life was great then no worries no responsibilities nothing, it was a wonderful time indeed

So yeah strange silly questions, you're free to join in on the trend... I hit the stop button here today... Oh yeah big thank you to @Lara888