Joke: Old but gold

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4 years ago

Slightly old joke about Bill Clinton and former Serbian would be dictator, Slobodan Milosevic
(In a word for word translation to English, his name means: Freeman Gentlefuck)


Anyway, here is actual joke:

Milosevic goes to visit White House during Clinton's presidency.
He participates at the amazingly lavish reception with many foreign dignitaries.
After diner, he decides to slip out the hall, and explore the rooms of the White House.
After several rooms he is amazed to discover a room with a golden urinal!
Being very impressed with such lavishness he proceeds to relieve himself.
He decides that he too shall have a golden toilet made once back home.

A year later, Clinton is invited to Serbia, and Milosevic is personally hosting them at his own mansion.
He is showing off, and he takes Clinton and Hillary to his personal bathroom.
He smiles and tells them how he got this idea from them, he opens the door, and proudly shows off his sparkling 24 carat pure gold toilet.
Hilary leans over to Bill and whispers: "Now we know who pissed in your saxophone."

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Well written joke ...more of this dear

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4 years ago

Thank you baby on your comment. Everytime when you write, try to write 60 caracters minimum to earn points.

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4 years ago

Waoh....I never knew about that I just drop my comments in anyways am moved...... sometimes I comment with two to three paragraph and sometimes I just make it simple.... thanks for your advice

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

This joke is really great. I like it. I think that I have heard this before, but I like it a lot.

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4 years ago

Hvala Suncice. Divna si.

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4 years ago

I'm subscribing to you You subscribe to me

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4 years ago

I will, thank you.

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4 years ago

Good piece of joke..

Hey dear subscribed u now, waiting for u to back sub..

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4 years ago

I was...

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4 years ago

dobar

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4 years ago

Hvala puno, vas sam sub.

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4 years ago

još bolje

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4 years ago

Uvek, uvek..

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4 years ago

i love jokes...hahah

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4 years ago

You love jokes and I love you! 😎 hehhe

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4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣Al je masan vic, suze mi lete od smeha. 😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years ago

E sad bih ti rekao kolko je masan vic i sta tebi leti. Hahahha... ludaco! ❤💙❤💙

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4 years ago

Politicki vicevi su uvek hit. Mada, volela bih da cujem neki sa savremenicima u glavnim ulogama

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4 years ago

Hahah.. mozda cu pronaci nesto o aktuelnim umetnicima savremenog doba. 😊🤪

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4 years ago

Hahhah dobar vic. Mozes slobodno da nastavis sa vicevima, da se malo oraspolozimo

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4 years ago

Hvala puno! 😊 Lepo je to cuti.. Bice najverovatnije jos viceva u skorije vreme. Ako nista vise, smeh je oduvek bio free. 😊

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4 years ago

the dictator Milosevic, despite having so much power and money. could not hide the envy or temptation to have what the other had, something very common in any social class.

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4 years ago

I was not informed. I'm kidding, this was supposed to be a humorous post, I'm not interested in politics. I'm glad if we make someone laugh today. Thank you for comment. Cheers! ❤💙

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4 years ago

Što sam starija to manje mogu vidjeti napisana imena bilo kojeg političara u bilo kojem kontekstu.Ni jedan nije dobar niti po mjeri čovjeka.

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4 years ago

Otprilike tako! Vazno je da je nama dobro, da zivimo u miru i slozi, da imamo posla te i zdravlja i para. Sve ostalo je nebitno! No, politika me ne zanima kao sto rekoh par puta.. Drago mi je sto ste procitali moj post, tacnije Vic. SmajLi.. hajdee! 😊🤪

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4 years ago

ne smjem se jer znam vic podavno, ali to ne znaci da nije dobar, ako se ne varam izvorna verzija je sa luis armstrongovom trubom i vec ne secam se kime, mozda sinatrom ali to vec ne bih smeo da tvrdim, sve u svemu ono sto je dobro iznova se prilagodjava nasoj stvarnosti

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4 years ago

Tacno! U korak s vremenom.. otprilike. Hvala na citanju.. kao i uvek. Lwpi pozdrav! 👍😊

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4 years ago

Haha brate moj nasmejao sii me, ziv bio.

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4 years ago

Hvala brate, drago mi je da je tako. Bice jos viceva, ovo je bio probni post. Hvala na citanju i komentarisanju. Lepi pozdrav! 👍😊

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4 years ago

Mozda si se setio vica jer je na današnji dan ubijen Ivan Stambolić pa te to asiciralo na Slobodana Miloševića!

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4 years ago

Oduvek mi je slabije isla Istorija, ali ponekad volim da cujem nesto zanimljivo. Nadam se da vam se vic svideo, bice ih jos samo ako ih vecina bude trazila. 😉❤

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4 years ago

Pa ova vest je danas bila na inernetu,da je 19godina od ubitstva a zna se ko se sumnjiči.

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4 years ago

Neces verovati da ne posecujem previse portale na netu, a tv ne gledam vec neko vreme.. vesti bas bas retko. Da su objavili da je danas poceo rat ja pojma ne bih imao. Hahah.. Loca Loca... 😊

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4 years ago

Ne znam šta reći ali si me nasmejao.

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4 years ago

Hahah ... drago mi je Snezana! Zanimljivi ste.. kao i vasi postovi koje redovno posecujem. Nastavite da pisete.. lepo vas je citati. ❤

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4 years ago