Guess who does coffee
4th January 2022 4/4 Hello readers. It was a hot August summer's day and Eddie Wildlife was up feeding the swans at this local park, when he heard a familiar quack. Yep, Dafty was back. "Hey Eddie, where is Swanta Ed? I do hope that I haven't missed him!" "Oh he is long gone Dafty, I think he is away making presents at the Swan Pole." "Oh quack it! I guess I will see him next year. Anyways, close your eyes, Eddie, we are going to see a Badger" Eddie Wildlife did as Dafty asked and closed his eyes. "You can open them now" quacked Dafty. Eddie Wildlife opened his eyes and was now standing on a canal towpath. What the quack thought Eddie, where has that darn duck taken me to now. Immediately in front of him, he could see two canal boats. They looked like little and large, to his right was a wee boat with what looked like a Badger statue on the roof. I wonder if that was the Badger that Dafty had mentioned, thought Eddie. To his left was a big boat, he reckoned a 70 footer, judging by its size. It was painted red white and blue and there was laughter coming from it. On its side was painted the words Happiness Is Very Easy with a picture of a bee. How cool is that thought Eddie, a naturally happy and positive person who loved bees and what they did for us humans. "Go inside Eddie, I am going to swim around here and see what the duck lassies are like down in this part of England." "Sure go ahead, be your charming yourself Dafty, ya wee rascal, if you can't be good be careful." At the rear of the boat, or is it called the stern though Eddie, was a gangplank leading up to the boat. Eddie walked up the ramp and was immediately overpowered by the most amazing aroma of Robusta coffee beans. Smiling now, Eddie carried on walking, muttering to himself that he needed to thank Dafty. Eddie was a coffeeholic and just loved trying different blends of coffee from different countries. Eddie walked through the hatchway and was amazed at how the inside of the boat was. At the far end was a counter with all kinds of machines behind it and a barista beckoning him to take a seat. Just before he went to look for a seat, a sign by the cash register caught his attention "Pay with BCH", excellent a crypto boat thought Eddie. "Hey Eddie. kamusta ka?" came in unison from three girls sat on a big comfy sofa. He looked up and saw a sign Chismis Corner. How very appropriate thought Eddie, to see @Bloghound @Pichi28 and @Eylz2021 huddled over cups of coffee chattering away. It turns out they are having a stopover on their European tour. There was also a package on the center of their table. They had a plate of pastries beside them, he could not make them up but sure there was pichi pichi and turon on the plate. Eddie looked up at the counter, as there seemed to be an animated conversation between a group of people and the barista, so he walked over there to see what all the fuss was about. On the way, Eddie noticed that the spaces on the wall between the coffee tables were filled with bookcases containing lots of books. How cool was that Eddie thought sitting relaxing with a coffee and book could not be beaten. On the right side, was a hatch that opened out to the canal, the sun was beating down on the water and two swans swam gently passed, soon to be followed by Dafty and two brown female Mallard ducks. Oh no, thought Eddie, don't get involved in a love triangle, it will only end in tears like last time! Eddie was at the counter and lo and behold who was there but @CoquiCoin @rebeysa85 @Frankmart and @gertu13 . Turning to Cocola, Eddie asked what was going on. "This imbecile, this barista is from Brazil" exclaimed all four Venezuelans in unison. "So what is wrong with that?" "Nothing, but he is serving Brazilian coffee when we all know that Robusta from Venezuela is the best." said Cocola. "Okay okay go sit down and eat your Hallacas" The four Venezuelans duly sat down by a table by the open hatch and started speaking Spanish. Eddie being Eddie smoothed the situation and had the barista make them some expressos made with Venezuelan Robusta coffee beans. A feeling of calm was emanating from the boat now, and Eddie was looking forward to his expresso. He noticed a blackboard with the Daily Specials. Jack Fruit curry now that sounds intriguing though Eddie. To be continued ... Copyright @TengoLoTodo 2022 and yes All Rights Reserved. All images, words, and ramblings are from the author unless otherwise stated. 100% original content from this mad Scotsman! **And don't forget ;)** **Haste ye back.** Wishing everyone a very very Happy New Year from Scotland.
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I like your coffee ,I smell the aroma
It smells great :)
Hahaha hahaha you really made me laugh with this triphasic story. You are a very witty writer. Thanks for making me drink my Venezuelan coffee, I love it. But no more hallacas please. Hehehehehe. I ate too many already.
hehe I am glad you liked it, I do try to make us all laugh at times and Happy New Year gertu, yes I bet you had lots of hallacas over Christmas haha
Yessssss, I have enough until next year. hehehe. Thanks for making me laugh a good time. Happy New Year to you too my friend.
hehe You are so very welcome, enjoy them next year!
Venezuelans being served brazilian coffee should have the right to remain silent and enjoy a foriengn cup 🤣🤣. The best beats the best and that why the best is in the cup at that time. I know that Eddy will enjoy the brazilian coffee more as he seems to have a taste for that in this story. Nice one.
Welcome to Read Gianna :) Oh I love most coffees, being from the UK we don't have our own. Coffee lovers will not mind too much which country it is from.
This is so random, but how much would it cost for me to meet Dafty? I hope he is not fully-booked?
Random, there is nothing wrong with random haha. Cause or cost do you mean, oh I think he could always squeeze you in SuperElle 😋
Hahaha, I meant Cost! Maybe I was half asleep while commenting this Teacher Ed! 😂
hehe we knew what you meant SuperElle
Jajajaja Eddie!!! Me encanta!! I have tried Brazilian coffee and it's not bad, but nothing like a good Venezuelan Coffee, I like arabica beans better than robusta although I enjoy those as well. Jaja todavía me quedan hallacas en la nevera!! This is awesome Ed can't wait for part 2 😱💞
I did this on hive and mentioned you there Rebeca but will do part 2 here only. oo I think you all prefer Arabica oh well, i picked the wrong one, and hallacas I had to mention as you all probably sick of them :)
I'm not, maybe because I haven't ate too much during the holidays, maybe 4 since I made them 😁
only four! Wow too busy making pizzas ;)
Eddie makes a cool coffee. Would really love a cup.
oh it is good :)
Please don't allow Dafty to be involve in a love triangle again 🤦. He just hurt himself the last time he did it.
hehe he did, didn't he 🤣🤣🤣 I think he will be okay this time
I thought this was your entry for the Hive contest 😅.. Turns out to be continued.. Lol..
hehe oo they are slightly different
I now wish to have coffee with Dafty, lol! Congrats on your win!
hehe and we all shall, thanks CJ and congrats to you too :)
and this entry got 8 hive!!! wooohoooo congrats!!!
crazy :) and thank you :)
nothing is new... will always be crazy lol
yes that is true!
Eddie with the whole vibe… and they had the best drink but maybe Dafty was a little left out, would be nice to see them all together. Eddie made the best for his friends.
oh they will be all together at some point :)
Wish to have coffee with all of you. And we can have the coffee of Batangas the "kapeng barako" a strong blend of coffee here in the Philippines.
oh that sounds delicious too Ash!
Nice work of fiction. In my country here people don't fancy coffee that much. Instead people take cocoa beverage plus milk.
oh really, I have cocoa sometimes but usually at night
Very good choice, my coffee does not matter where it comes from as long as it is a good coffee, although we have a variety that is excellent. What a great pleasure to have a coffee with all of you, when I saw the photo it made me want to have one, I just didn't know the surprise that awaited me. Greetings to the swans and ducks, we must also take care of the bees, they maintain a good natural balance. We still have Hallacas and I keep eating until they run out, haha.
Yes it would be great to have a coffee with everyone, and it does not matter where the coffee is from as long it is good! I am glad that you liked the surprise. Yes bees are so important and we do need to take care of them.
I have a complaint. I would never call imbecile the poor guy, Jaja. Congrats, Eddie W! 💙 I love this, but I prefer you to call me Eli, and not Cocola 😉
hehe I did change it for hive jaja and gracias Eli, I only said Cocola in the story🤣
I know you didn't put it in Hive; that's why I'm complaining here 😂 Now you have some Hive for the next PUD, so you are on track 🥳
I need hive for this pum, I don;t think I will be able to post today, not enough RC and yes I know you like to complain haha
You can't change the method you are using for the PUM, if you are posting 100% power up you have to stick to that. I will delegate you 10 HP to increase your RC so you can post ;)
Hahaha im amused!!!
Oh the chismis corner hehehe... Your really a great writer Teng and you know how to twist it. Love the coffee.
aww salamat jean, it is fun to hear chismis haha
Just like the marites hahaha.. You knew that one?
Haha, the turon and pichi pichi is in europe🤣
hehe I have never tasted them!
Wow, those 3 ladies are in Europe? I wonder how Jack Fruit curry tastes like, or it is our Ginataang Langka lol. And a cafe that accepts BCH is a wow!
I need to go to that cafe that accepts BCH hahaha, so I don't lose so much in commissions when exchanging to my country's currency. I loved your story, I love coffee, I hope I can travel and meet that coffee shop, such a different coffee shop where you can eat hallacas. One question... In that coffee shop you can eat hallaca at any time of the year? I think it would be a little crazy, but it would differentiate it from the other cafeterias. PS: I hope you have a happy and prosperous year 2022.
Haha turon and pichi pichi and coffee... Haha... Thats filipino snack right there!!! Wee we are on a euro trip and stopping by to see Eddie!!! I love et!!
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