A BIT of a sneaky peek into my YARD

22nd October 2021 21:39

Hello all you awesome people, how was your week? Mine was, to put it mildly hectic.

Now then when you read this article title "A BIT of a sneaky peek into my YARD" you might have been expecting to hear and read about Dafty the Pomeranian Duck, or Sammy the Squirrel, or The Swan family or even Salamuch and Sir Michael Scott the wizard. Have you missed them?

I know I have so here is a wee shot or two of some of them to refresh your memories...

There is Dafty the Pomeranian Duck in all his glory, my previous articles have shared some of his exploits.

But actually, this article focuses on what I was told by Sir Michael Scott the 800 year old Wizard with long Covid when I last visited him.

I am going to recount my last visit to him a couple of weeks ago.

The meeting with Sir Michael Scott the 800 year old wizard

"Hello Eddie Wildlife, it has been too long since you last came and visited me, where have you been?"

"I am so sorry Sir Michael, I was so busy with work and the weather has been so atrocious that I was unable to come and visit you until today. But when I was feeding Dafty and the swans, Sammy the squirrel said I had to come to see you immediately, so here I am!"

"Well, I am glad you came. I hope you comforted Dafty, he is feeling sorry for himself ever since Milly and Molly became a couple and both refused his advances. There is nothing so sad as a macho duck being dumped by two females who then become a couple themselves. Enough of him, yes I have a surprise for you. Now let me open up my Big Book of Crypto. I know you have been doing well with all the SmartBCH tips I gave you, today is going to be something different."

He opened up his Big Book of Crypto and up popped the following page ...

This is the sneeky peek into BitYard!

"You know Eddie, you should not put all your eggs into one basket! So here we have a cracking wee site called BitYard. Now let me get the what is information over with quickly...

BitYard is the world’s leading cryptocurrency contracts exchange in Singapore. We provide safe, easy, and fast crypto asset trading services in more than 150 countries.

BitYard adheres to the concept of “Complex Contracts Simple Trade”, and aims to bring the ultimate simplified trading experience to customers.

There did you get that, it is also ... regulated and licensed under the Singapore’s ACRA, USA’s MSB from Financial Crimes Enforcement Network which belongs to United States Department of the Treasury, Estonia’s MTR.

So enough of the hoohaa, I know you love to dive in headfirst Eddie Wildlife, so go on create an account and go get your pickaxe out and start mining."

If you follow my articles you will know Sir Michael is suffering from long Covid, well I kid you not, he laughed so loud that the trees started shaking and the ground trembled, seems to me he is back to his best and the naughty witches better watch out!

"Now show the readers in a few days your mining screenshot, I will check on read.cash on the 22nd October 2021 that you have done this Eddie Wildlife!"

"Yes sir, you know I always listen to your wise words and do as you say."

"You know Eddie I always tell people to DYOR (Do Your Own Research) but you don't need to do it, as I have researched BitYard for you, and it is the real deal and gets my approval. Now after we finish our chat you can go and explore the site. However, one cool thing they do is have a weekly competition on Wednesday where they usually share $100 worth of crypto between 15 users for doing a wee task and retweeting their post. There will be one on 13th October 2021 and you will be a winner, so post the BitYard tweet with your name @TengoLoTodo as a winner and show the XRP in your BitYard account."

"Wow Sir Michael I love how you know everything, my intelligence just pales into comparison with you, cool I am going to twitter now to enter and will come back and show the readers what I won!"

There is the tweet from BitYard showing the winners and you can clearly see @TengoLoTodo on the winners list

There is the proof that BitYard were true to their word and deposited the XRP into my account from being a winner in their competition just like Sir Michael Scott the 800 year old wizard predicted. Seems that his long Covid is not affecting his judgement!

"One more thing before I let you go Eddie Wildlife, is the feature of copy trading, you can copy profitable traders on BitYard. Now I want you to do two things, Firstly show the readers a screenshot of some profitable traders, BOLOTTRADE had been trading 289 Days and I like the look of that trader and Secondly, should you win anything then I want you to invest any winnings and do a copytrade and write an article about it!"

"Of course Sir Michael, you are always spot on and I shall do as you say."

"Good now go away, I am feeling sleeping, this bloody long Covid is still affecting me, so go away and find Velma the vole"

"Hey Eddie before you go .... BE Bold, BE Bullish, BE BITYARD"

"Salamat for everything Sir Michael I shall leave you be now."

So there we have it my awesome readers, as per Sir Michael Scott the 800 year old wizard's foretold words I was a winner in the BitYard twitter competition on 13th October and I will be doing some copy trading no matter what happens.

PS If you haven't signed up to BitYard yet then who not go on >>>> BitYard

This wee article is my entry to The Bityard writing competition organised by #Club1BCH

My BitYard UID 654384711070416896

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