@Sumonshah

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good! -

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me i'll take u to an eye specialist !! -

What happens when a lion roars thrice? - - - - - Think - - - - - Any guess? - - - - - Ok i will tell you.. - - - - - Tom & jerry cartoon begins! -

Boy prayed: Oh God give me 1 bag full of Money,Job, 1 big vehicle and many girls! GOD: Your wish is fulfilled. (Prayer accepted) He became a conductor in LADIES BUS

OC: Credit card haranor songe songe report korenni ken? Montu: Card ta churi houar por dekhlam chor amar bouer theke kom khoroch korche. OC: Ekhon report korte aschen keno? Montu: Ekhon mone hocce card ti ebar chorer bouer hate poreche, khorocher matra 4 gun hoye geche.

Juta pochondo korte giye dokaner prai sob disign ultepalte dekchen laboni. Ete jutar showroom ekebare tosnos hoye gelo. Kintu pochondo holona ektio. E somoy tar nojor porlo onnorokom ekti boxer upor – Laboni: Oi boxta ektu dekhan, please, otar vitor je designta ache, ta dekhabo. Dokandar: Doya koren apa, oita er dekhte chaiben na. Laboni: Eta kemon kotha! Customar dekhte chacche. Dokandar: Apa oita amar launch box.

Nayok Salman khan meye dekhte geche, meyer ma take dekhe behush hoye gelo, Hush ferar por sobai take jiggas korlo- Sobai: Behush hole keno? Meyer Ma: 20 bochor age she amakeo dekhte asechilo…

Boss: Ki bepar! apni etokkhon kothai chilen? Kormi: Chul katate giyechilam. Boss: Ki apni office time e chul katate giyechilen? Kormi: Tate ki hoyeche? chultao to office time e boro hoyechilo. Boss: Seta to bari thaka kalin o boro hoyechilo! Kormi: Tai bole to ekebarei taklu hoye jai ni, office e jototuku boro hoyechilo tototuku ketechi!!!