Kiss Currency XD

8th August 2022, Monday

What if we used "Kiss" as currency instead of using cash as a factor?

I think it would not have been bad, especially the boys would have been very happy to get such currency. And as shopkeepers most of the time they chose girls. Because such currency is quite shameful to give to people of the same sex.

Let's say you go to buy a house, you like the surroundings and all the rooms. You asked the landlord how much money you want in exchange for this house? Landlord told you I have to pay 20000 kisses for this house. Your married wife is standing by and you start giving 20000 kisses to the landlord.

Went to the supermarket to shop, bought some daily essentials and a packet of chocolates. Charged you 100 kisses for everything. Think how it would be? Hahaha

Farmers used to cultivate land to get food from strangers.

Suppose you went out for a morning walk in the morning, while walking by the side of the road, saw a burger shop on the side of the road and wanted to eat you. You took a burger, and gave the shopkeeper a $5 note to pay the market price. But the burger seller refuses to take the money and tells you that you have to give three kisses to pay for the burger. You were quite surprised, and realized it didn't matter! You through three kisses. Isn't that great?

5-6 friends are sitting in a restaurant eating different kinds of food and after the meal you remember that you have left your wallet at home. At that moment your friends had no meaning. Then a beautiful waiter of the hotel came and handed you the bill paper and you were embarrassed because you didn't have money. But it comforted you and said, even if you don't have money, there is no problem. Tell me how you feel after hearing this haha! Everyone happily gave the waiter a kiss and on the way back gave the waiter your number for more kisses later. Hahah

But I think only boys will be happy with such currency but no girl will be happy because girls are not comfortable to kiss anyone except boyfriend and husband. Haha

Real fact

If a country runs such a kiss currency, there would be no word for inflation because kiss production capacity is infinity. Then there was no attraction towards the opposite sex in kissing. Back then people didn't work anymore because anything of value was easily available. At that time, neither boy nor girl felt any hesitation to kiss a girl. Because as a result of kissing they are getting various valuable things. The sexual attraction in kissing will gradually turn into hatred. But people felt comfortable trading it for survival purposes. Actually such currency is only applicable to crush. Haha

Mention your thought on this currency. This content made for fun. Don't take it serious haha