I Can Do Both

A warm morning my lovelies! Another day, another journey to continue. I guess everyone is productive right? opsss excluding me cuz I don't have anything to do aside from doing my assignments. Ow! I saw this silly question from @Theblackdoll which is really funny and of course grabbing the opportunity to answer it on my own is my choice.

Talking Pets or Talking Babies:

I am always vocal that I am a pet lover so I'd like to talk to pets since I'd love to understand their feelings too. I like to see how they will respond when I ask them a favor. I'd love to know what they like and dislike. In that way I can give them the attention they want. Well, talking babies is great too but I don't like the feeling, maybe it takes time for them to spill a word.

Fainting or Farting:

I never try to faint co'z if I feel dizzy or something might happen I just sit and ask my friend to assess me just in case. When it comes to farting, I already did that ahahahah. I was doing that inside the jeepney but since no one knows so I'm okay with it.

Loud Neighbors Vs Nosey neighbors:

Can I be far from these two? Gez! I don't like living with them. But if I have to choose, maybe I'd rather go for a nosey one. I used to have a neighbor who always talked behind my back, my failures and my problems so it's not new to me. But having a loud neighborhood is something. I love to sleep and I really hate when someone wakes me up or their noise is the reason, co'z believe me or not when my cousin's like that I always get angry and shout at them to shut their d*mn mouth.

Free Lunch or Free Dessert:

Dessert will be good to me. I really love when someone treats me to the dessert section. Gez! I love sweets. It's okay if the lunch isn't free co'z I can have it in my way (cheap way hehehehehe para tipid)

Bad breath vs Bad body odor:

Ahmmfff do I have to choose between the two? This isn't nice at all hahaha. Maybe if I have too, just having body odor is okay than having a bad breath. I can apply deodorant or perfume just to smell nice, I can take a bath 3x a day if needed but having a mouth problem isn't good and will never be good.

Fall on Butt or Fall on face:

Both hurt but falling through my butt is a little but okay than falling through my face. If we base on the position butt is usually the one who received the pain hehehe.

Phone in bathroom or no phone in bathroom:

No phone please, I don't bring my phone inside the bathroom co'z I'm afraid that it might get soaked or wet. Besides, what's the purpose of bringing it inside?

Dine in or Take out/Delivery:

Both? I like to dine in as I want to spend my time with my partner's outside but of course ordering in Food Panda is a good choice as well, aside from the hassle-free we can also eat the food while watching Netflix in our bedroom.

Licking or Sucking:

May I know what particular part?lol!I mean if it is food or what? Well, I can do both 😅

Ugly Genius or Hot moron:

Hmmff difficult one but I'll go for ugly genius, as I always say it's always personality over looks. He might not have perfect beauty or be hot but at least he is a genius enough (but can have both 😁)

Give lap dance or Receive one:

Maybe I can give him a lap dance if he asks me to do so. I would love to move my body and sway from left to right hahaha

Wanna try these silly questions? Anyway, I'll end my blog at this length ❤️

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