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I'm Crazy and I Know It!

After reading some hilarious moments of my virtual friends when they're drunk, I suddenly remember my funny acts when I am drunk, lol! So I decided to share my crazy antics as well. Thanks to @mommykim for the push! *Nagsimula sa patikim-tikim* *Pinilit kong gustuhin* *Bisyo'y nagsimulang lumalim* *Kaya ngayon ang hirap tanggalin* *Kabilin-bilinan ng lola* *'Wag nang uminom ng serbesa* *Ito'y hindi inumin pang bata* *Mag-softdrinks ka na lang muna* *Pero ngayon ako'y matanda na* *Lola, pahingi ng pang-toma* *Ayan na nga, tumataas na ang amats ko* *Kasi laklak maghapon, magdamag* Lyrics source https://www.musixmatch.com/ This is the famous song of the band Teeth which was released in 2006. I included this in my article because this is how exactly I started my drinking habit. I started drinking when i was 18(good girl, you think). Unlike any other girls today, you can say that I am late to have a taste of alcohol. Honestly, I hate alcohol. Just the smell of it makes me vomit. But it all changed after I met a girl in our neighborhood, her name is Marissa. Eventually, Marissa's boyfriend is a friend of my husband. So to make the story short, I met my husband thru Marissa. Every night, Marissa's boyfriend together with his friends always had a drinking session in Marissa's apartment. I get so annoyed every time but I did not know that I'll get to join them later on. So Marissa introduced me to them, and that's all how I became a drunken b*&^%H, lol! It started from a sip, then another sip that turns into a big guzzle later on. The first liquor that I had was Ginebra San Miguel or "Gin Bilog", that's how we call it. And I can drink it without chasers like **"tubig lang ang panulak."** Then next is Tanduay Dark, woooaah, it smells like plastic but demn, in the long run, it tastes sweet to me. And then San Miguel beer, I can drink 1 bottle, bottoms up! Having to drink this liquor is the reason for my drinking habits. **The "Tirador ng Pulutan"** Yes, I am guilty of this, lol! I can drink one gin but I should have a plate of pulutan just for me. I was often told "**kanin na lang ang kulang**" but I don't mind it really. As long as my taste bud and tummy were satisfied, I don't mind being called the "tirador of pulutan."

Image source https://images.app.goo.gl/vZUP8SH7LpUcB4Jz7 **The Kris Aquino** *Oh my gosh, where is the pulutan na. Why there's no more, buy na, ha, ha, ha.*

Image source https://tenor.com/bwIKv.gif I suddenly remember this famous line of mine, like seriously, this made the gang burst out laughing. They even had this cute improvised mic ready for me when I started acting Krissy. I was so madaldal talaga when I'm drunk. That is the reason why they want m to join them because I was so funny when I get drunk. **The Dancerist** Yes, you can say na makapal ang mukha ko kasi I danced in front of them but I was drunk, okay, lol! My favorite dance steps back then were the "butterfly dance" and I even pole danced, lol! Such a crazy bi*&h right?

Image source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKf6jsYlnN8 **The Drama Queen** Well, this happened when I knew that my husband has a girlfriend when I already liked him. I was so devastated, feeling heartbroken (akala mo naman sila eh). They had a hard time when I was the drama queen because I was crying loud that our neighbor gets so annoyed and would knock on our door just to make me stop.

image source https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgfycat.com%2Fdiscover%2Fdrunk-girl-crying-gifs&psig=AOvVaw3YD0RNwrHpOFvJREcgpPRx&ust=1629348019810000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCKis98vgufICFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD Most of my drinking buddies were guys. They were all husband's buddies. Some might have raised their brows especially our neighbors back then. They will always judge me as if I am some kind of a whore but they were all wrong. Unlike today, **"na kapag may alak, may balak"**, our days were totally different. They were just drinking buddies, they respect me and treated me like their sister. They make sure that I sleep in my room safely and at that time husband was watching over me, ***keshe leve ne pele nye ke neen,enebe, lol!*** My drinking habits were short-lived. I started when I was 18 years old and stopped when I was 19 because husband won't allow me anymore. He said that I became a funny yet terrible person when drunk, LOL! **Final Thought** *We all have our fair share of drinking habits. Some are wild while some are more hilarious than ever. But every crazy things we do in life made our lives colorful and meaningful. Sometimes, we'll just laugh when we remember those times but for sure most of us would like to turn back time and be on that moment again because that's what I'd like to do.* Sana I made you happy reading my story, like oh my gosh, I am so masaya talaga while writing this. Those kalokohan flashes back to my memories talaga. I was so crazy dati when nalalasing, ha,ha, ha.......Shout out to @OfficialGamboaLikeUs , this is my entry to her prompt. GRACIAS!

`Date Published: August 18, 2021`

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