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Okay Ka Ba Tyan?

Please if you're maselan, Do not read this.. At some point in our life, we made a fool out of ourselves, and that's true. Embarrassing moments that would make us wish that the earth would crack open and swallow us whole. Anyways, let me share one of my most embarrassing moments. This just happens last 2018 and just imagine at my age, embarrassed myself in front of other people. So like I said, this happened in 2018, I always travel to Manila at that time because I was filing for my father's lump sum in SSS. I stayed at my friend's house. This friend of mine is so vain. She loves to doll herself up. Always on diet hence she always had this laxative drinks and prunes. I also take those laxative drinks in my younger days, of course, I also want to be skinny. And it also helps me every time I am constipated. But I only take those when I don't need to go out because the effect of laxative drinks is to make you go to the bathroom many times. So going back to my story, 4 days before I will return to Capiz, I told her that I need to buy a ticket beforehand to secure a good seat. So she told me that she will accompany me. She phoned her cousin to be our service because she hates to ride in a jeepney(*may pagkamaarte kasi talaga sya*). After 20 minutes, her cousin arrived in a van,(*oh di ba sosyal, bibili lang kami ng ticket nakavan pa*). Her place was in Taytay Rizal and we need to go to Cubao for the ticket so it was a long ride for us. So we arrived at Cubao and the line was long. It was understandable because it was peak season, meaning many passengers are traveling. While in line, my friend went to a nearby fast-food chain to buy us some snacks and also for her cousin who was waiting for us in the van. Then suddenly, I feel my stomach was crumbling. Then I remember that I take one of those laxatives the night before that. I was a bit worried and panicked but then I told myself, *"Malapit ka na, konting tiis na lang"* So habang sinasabi ko yun sa sarili ko eh tagaktak na pawis ko🤣. Then I saw my friend and she was worried about how I look. Para daw kasi akong nakakita ng multo, namumutla and pawis na pawis. I told her to take my place and I needed to go to the bathroom, urgent! Pero ang gaga,ayaw pa,inaasar ako. But in the end,sya na pumila for me. So habang naghahanap ako ng comfort room eh ramdam ko na teh, nasa tip na sya na aking ____, HAHAHAHA! So after ko nakita yun cr eh pasok agad, as in I did not check if it is for men or women. In my situation naman kasi, machecheck ko pa ba yun, hahahaha. So after I release all the toxicity napasabi na lang ako ng SUCCESS😂! Paglabas ko, nakita ko puro men ang andun mga dzai! Tapos nagtinginan sila lahat sa akin, hahahaha! So ako eh napatulala ng slight, mga 5 minutes, jusmio! Sino ba naman kasi ang di matutulala sa nangyari. Kung pwede lang lamunin na ako ng lupa mga dzai! Then one guy said "Success ba? " with a naughty smile😂. I just nodded and left pero I can hear them laughing. I was so embarrassed to the point na para akong baliw na natatawa na naiiyak, Hahahaha. So much embarrassment for me that day. An while pauwe na kami eh tawa pa ng tawa ang friend ko pati pinsan nya. Kaya simula noon, di na ko uminom ng laxative drinks. It only reminded me of that day. This is just one of my many embarrassing moments in life. Although at that very moment I was embarrassed, but when i think of it again, I just laughed and told myself that my life has been colorful and exciting because of those moments. I hope you like my story. And I have so many stories to tell so watch out.... Lead image https://cdn-prod.medicalnewstoday.com/content/images/articles/150/150322/a-woman-on-the-toilet-experiencing-constipation.jpg

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