@OldBastard 7 February 2022 more from that month

Questions That Can Not Be Asked I haven't posted in a while, and it seems like forever since I put up something rude and offensive that irritated lots of folks. This is unfortunate, as after all I do have a reputation to uphold. So it's time to get off my fat butt and rectify this situation. Unfortunately I don't believe I can just be offensive without some "snowflake" complaining to the powers that be here on Noise.cash and trying to get me banned, so I decided that I would mix my insults in with humor. That way, if someone gets their panties all in a wad over something I wrote, I can simply claim that they didn't get the joke. So here, for your amusement and irritation, are a bunch of questions that can never be asked. 1. Do agnostic, dyslexic, insomniacs lay awake at night, wondering if there really is a dog? 2. Did Western Civilization begin its great decline once women were given the right to vote? 3. Are all blondes with two functioning brain cells actually pregnant? 4. Is the majority of artistic/intellectual creation and content the product of homosexual men? 5. Should I inform my friend, who is extremely lacking in self-confidence, that the song he wrote about tortillas is actually more of a rap. 6. Are all males controlled by their testicles? 7. If an omnipotent God exists who is good, then why does evil exist? 8. Is there really such a thing as "good" or "evil"? 9. Is it really true that the only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the naughty girls live? 10. Is intelligence a trait that varies by race? 11. Are women really smarter than men? 12. Is it true that the more men a women has had sex with prior to marriage, then the less likely the chance that this marriage will be successful? 13. Why should we consider any document written by other people as somehow "holy"? 14. Is it true that the advantage of having sex with 29 year olds is that there are 20 of them? 15. Despite their undeniable achievements, do Jews cause, (inadvertently or not), the inevitable collapse of any society which accepts them as citizens? 16. If someone stole your mood ring, would you know how to feel about it? 17. Are all metaphysics bullshit, consisting of nothing more than our fears and hopes cast out into a mechanistic, uncaring universe? 18. Is it true that the best way to kill a vegetarian vampire is with a steak to the heart? 19. Is the Covid jab the beginning of the "mark of the beast"? 20. Can we all live as brothers and sisters, or will we die violently as fools? 21. Is it okay to have sex with a sibling, as long as no pregnancy results? 22. Is a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary actually a thesaurus? 23. If you were asked the different between ignorance and apathy, would you know? Would you care? 24. If you were to die right now, would it matter to anyone but you? 25. Are we actually intelligent, self-aware beings, or is our self-consciousness simply an illusion? 26. Is it true that elephants are so skilled at camouflage that they are almost never spotted when sleeping in their tree top nests? 27. Is there anyone in the known universe who actually understands how the Noise.cash tipping algorithm works?