Some words to sperm and banana fiber (try not to laugh at this!)

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What do sperm and banana fiber have in common?
Well, at first glance, not much at all
But take a closer look, and you'll find they both share a common goal

To move through the body and get where they need to go
In order to reach their destination, they must flow

Sperm is looking to fertilize an egg, banana fiber wants to pass through the digestive tract
Sperm needs a willing partner and banana fiber needs a high-fiber snack

Sperm's journey is a bit more romantic with a bit of luck and a bit of skill
Banana fiber's journey is more practical, with a strong stomach and a strong will

Sperm is like a soldier, ready to make a stand
Banana fiber is more like a friendly neighbor, giving a helping hand

Sperm needs a warm environment in order to survive
Banana fiber needs to be consumed in order to thrive

Sperm needs to be swift and agile to make its move
Banana fiber needs to be eaten in order to be of use

Sperm needs to make it past the cervix and uterus to complete its mission
Banana fiber needs to make it past the stomach and intestines to bring nutrition

Sperm needs to be motile and ready to fight
Banana fiber needs to be chewed and swallowed just right

Sperm is the star of the show, looking to reach its goal
Banana fiber's the supporting actor, helping the body to stay healthy and whole

While sperm and banana fiber may not have much in common
They both share a common goal and that's to get where they need to go!


Today I feel like laughing to forget about so many serious problems that afflict me.

I live on a 13th floor, and the elevator is damaged, for those who don't know I am seriously overweight (I know, I've been struggling with this problem for months, I don't need more advice on the subject) and having to go up or down 13 floors using the stairs with grocery shopping bags is something that puts me in a very bad mood.

When that happens, this type of content comes to light, to try to laugh at life, and maybe help you do it too.

I hope you enjoyed it

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