Alien Candy Corner

This was a normal day, like any other on earth, and the street was quite lonely during daylight hours. There was a corner that was a common corner in the city of Caracas, it was silent at the moment.

When suddenly, a group of beings of different sizes and quite peculiar began to meet. There was a man who had eight octopus arms with suckers and greenish tentacles. His face was like that of a young man with arched eyebrows and a rather large one, and the rest of his body was like that of a human.

There was a being that was completely equal to a gnome with a red cap, white beard and who was about 70 or 60 centimeters tall and was dressed like a gnome. There was also a being that looked like a giant mouse, in fact, it looked like Mickey Mouse. There was a caterpillar who was wearing a tie and was dressed as an executive-like suit with a briefcase and a top hat. There was also a beetle in the place that had long tangled whiskers in the shape of a circle, and this beetle was smoking a cigar.

All of them, the man saw that they were gathering there and they were kind of yelling. Our protagonist, named Machete Rojo (name that he has because he always carries a red machete on his waist), is a man with mustaches and a purple vest.

He sees them and walks over, he is quite intrigued to see that they are yelling and making a ruckus, and he asks them: "What's wrong with you? You seem to be upset." The first alien who has the tuxedo-like suit says: "You humans and your minds and your demon minds that are infernal." Red Machete asks: "Mints?" and the other gnome-shaped alien replies: "Those mints that make us sick."

The aliens then tell Machete that mint gives them diarrhea and a skin rash. Our protagonist can't do anything but laugh and says to them: "But how is it possible that you are allergic to mint? What a strange thing?" and this he says laughing. All the aliens who were there feel very offended and say: "Sure, since none of this happens to you, you make fun of our condition, but we are sensitive to this kind of thing."

And the caterpillar-shaped alien tells him: "It's not funny, this is very dangerous for us." To which Machete replies, "Well, don't bother. Here we can tell you what flavors you can enjoy. Look here I have a bag of grape candies. Try them."

The aliens, with great fear, put their hand into the bag, their legs, their extremities, the one with the tentacles puts one of the tentacles and takes out a grape candy and tastes it. The gnome carefully approaches, reaches in with his left hand and grabs a grape candy and savors it. At the moment, the face of all the aliens changes. The gnome immediately says, "Oh, this one tastes great!" and the alien with the business suit, the tuxedo, says, "Wow, he tastes great! I want more."

All the aliens make a circle around Red Machete and start asking for more candy, more grape candy. Red Machete laughs very satisfied and says: "You see, not all things on earth are bad. We have many things that can be enjoyed." And so, in this way, our extraterrestrials understand that there are many things that can be enjoyed and that they can learn about the earth, and that not everything is bad, and not everything is going to cause allergies.

And this is my 5 minute story for today.