How to Get your Ex Back!

If you're reading this article it's obvious that you are hopeless in getting back with your ex but I promise that the methods I'm going to teach you are 80% successful. The only way this will not work is if the person you're trying to get back is long-term committed (ie married with kids, etc.) however, that doesn't mean they won't get a divorce one day. I'm not writing this article to try and be politically correct or come across as nice, I'm going to write you the truth.

Step 1 - IGNORE. Yes, I know it sounds painful but it really does work. One of my friends once said, "Why is it that now that my ex isn't giving me grief that I want her back?" Chances are your ex left because of something you said or you let you looks go. ouch* Yeah true, but we'll get back to that later. Humans enjoy the chase of a partner almost more then actually having them. This goes for both guys and girls, so you want to on the market AND unavailable...why? Because they can't know what you're up to they'll start making up questions in their brain and when they start questioning their brain about you it changes their view about who you were. Chances are you probably nagged and pleaded for them not to leave or try different things to get them back and it didn't work.

Step 2 - Forget the 30 day rule. The 30 day rule is something popular on the internet but I'm insisting right now that 30 days isn't enough to get an ex back. You might even have to wait a year, yes a YEAR! But if this ex is worth it, you'll do whatever it takes. When I say ignore I don't mean just unfriend them on facebook I also mean DO NOT ANSWER THEIR CALLS OR TEXTS. This is how most people fail the program, is by answering a text usually. The scenario goes something like this:

Ex: Hey, how you been?

You: Good whats up?

Ex: Oh just checking in to say hi

You: Okay cool good to hear from you

Then that's it... it's over. The ex baited you and got what they needed and by answering their text it tells them you are still the same person as before (desperate and needy) How can answering a simple text message make you appear desperate and needy? I'll break it down into a formula of human psyche:

Ex breaks up with you - you are sad <-- Ex interprets that as needing

Ex breaks up with you - you are mad <-- Ex expects that response from a normal person

Yes that ex actually deep down WANTS you to be mad so they know you're not needy and desperate for them. When I say mad don't get confused with screaming and raging, don't go to their house and demand all your things back (that also appears desperate and needy) just FALL OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET AND DISAPPEAR. That is how you signal anger to someone and for some reason that is going to turn your ex on.

Step 2. Become a hottie. This step is very important. No matter who you are, you can always improve. Go to the gym, change your diet, change your clothes, improve every superficial and visual aspect of yourself so that you're almost like a different person. Nothing turns an ex on more then bumping into you when you're hot (if this happens ignore). Like I said, most of you won't be able to do it. You're probably thinking that's so rude, who would do that? If I'm a hottie I should at least be able to smile or wave -- WRONG ANSWER. Do you want your ex back or not? You have to follow my ignore method I've seen it work on 3 of my close guy friends and in the beginning they wanted nothing to do with the girl.

So when do you stop ignoring? You'll know when...you'll get a signal. They will literally HUNT YOU DOWN.

Good-luck!