One random night

9th of February 2022

Lead Image

I have nothing in mind to talk about, I simply wanna flex my fingers while doing some random talks and chitchat as it comes to mind. It's 10.31 pm here at the time of writing, every normal person in my time-zone is either sleeping or prepping to sleep, while I kristoffer in my high degree of abnormality chooses to stare at my laptop screen in search of what isn't missing.

In the end, I can conclude that my laptop is addicted to me. Yes! You read it right the first time. My Laptop is addicted to me, I'm not addicted to my laptop! My laptop can't do without me, can't eat or sleep without me, can't function without me. I'm my Laptop's first love and there's no taking us apart except in something called death, the death of the laptop and not mine.

I keep staring at my laptop and my laptop at me like there is something I need to do but all I see is my Jujutsu Kaisen wallpaper and some random windows apps that keep staring at me like I stole meat from their mom's pot of soup! I have no idea what's wrong with me but In feel restless.

I constantly feel like there's something I need to do but no matter how hard I think nothing seems to come through. I keep staring at this laptop but there's nothing to do, hence decided to flex my fingers by writing some jargons which I know you wouldn't enjoy reading. If you don't find this enjoyable just read it over and over until it begins to make sense... Lol- this was the advice I gave a random lady whom I sent a music video to last night but claimed she found it uninteresting. I told her to listen to it over and over and if possible attach a earpiece while listening to it in her sleep until it becomes her favourite song.. ha-ha.

I've become a night crawler lately- hey, not the actual meaning attached to night crawlers (I ain't no criminal), but the fact that I barely sleep at night but pace around the house from sitting room to dining room to my room to the rest room, the passage and blah blah...for the simple reason of "I wanna stretch my legs" lol.. I guess I've gotten used to being indoor and busy before the laptop all day long that my legs have decided to pay me back by carrying me all over the house like they're on auto-pilot!

At the time of writing, a random lady named @Balikis continually texts me on WhatsApp while telling me she loves me and wants to snatch me from my girlfriend.... Lol. I keep telling her I'm engaged but she insists she wants to be the one for me.. haha.. I guess this is the part where I get her arrested for attempting to seduce me lol... Well, she didn't say that, she's actually a very good friend of mine, keeping me company by via text so I wouldn't feel like I'm alone. Feel free to check her out, she's an amazing writer but she knows I write better, if she disagrees....she wouldn't dare or I'd cut her fingers with butter knife and shoot her with water gun!

She should be sleeping right now but I guess she's the night crawler version of me in her family! Going to and fro and up and down like the devil seeking for whom to devour... Lol!

This is the part where I say good night, or good morning, or good afternoon depending on your time zone. I love you all. Lemme keep on doing me while every other person sleeps like humans should, while robotic me stays awake all night long like all robots do!

If you find this article boring, read it repeatedly until it makes sense!