How to be a good mod on r/btc

• Ban a 'troll' from r/btc. so far so good. That was the easy part

• Go out of your way to get him cancelled in other subs, you just have to!

• Report him on r/commucurrency for "inciting violence" because he called for a "meme-war". hope reddit mods don't notice. Or something. You don't get it yourself, what you are trying to achieve...but you do it anyway. You gotta show'em!

• Go back to the other subs to cry about him saying "war", you are getting the kick of this...

• People are still not impressed, they want you to resolve the matter in private, you finally realize, you annoyed them too much with your petty games

• Mod of commucurrency comes across your report about "inciting violence" and laughs out loud. He asks, "which p***y reported this? was it bitcoinxio?" Notice, he has not even tagged you. Hmm, how to spin this...?

• You feel a bit weird about yourself as you either reported it yourself or one of your mobsters from r/btc, but anyway! You are justified, whatever you do!

• Immediately reply and lie as you say "it wasn't me, p***y!" That got him good, definitively!

• Mod of commucurrency laughs again, gives you an upvote, as he thinks these silly games are beyond him and wants the rest of the mob to see, so maybe one of them realizes who is the real drama-stirrer here.

• Too bad, you got reported by that 'troll' for breaking your own rules which at this point is just tid for tad and basically nothing but you butting heads with him and abusing your mod powers in the process. Simply because you can and no one else cares

• Have the main reddit mods suspend you on the "p**y" insult, as they have fairly strict standards that you break periodically. That's 100% on you and has ZERO involvement with either mod of commucurrency. You have to reconcile...

• Cry a bit as your reporting game backfired on you, as you couldn't abide by your own friggin' rules. You were this close, god dammit! You realize for a second, you really DO suck as a mod. But hey, best to let that thought quickly fade away. There must a way outta this!

• To somehow come out of this mess with the upper hand, start immediately blaming Kousha and Shammah for creating a situation where "they baited you to insult them", while both of them did not care or even engage you.

• Shammah apologizes, he, as most other people don't like the fact that you got suspended. Clearly they understand your point, that somehow you are justified to do anything you want, it is for the common good and to keep r/btc clean of trolls, at least those with the wrong opinion...

• Make up stories about vicious drama-creating-trolls that are out to get you, talk about commucurrency as if there is any activity left going on and anybody caring for your stupid, headless comment on there. But hey, you remember who actually loves these kind of stories: Your own r/btc mob!

• Mobilize the entire conspiracy nutjob riddled forum. Act as if you are the victim, after failing miserably to get people reported and banning people left right and center based mainly on their opinion. You almost caught them all. A few more dissenting opinions to go, you can do it!

• Write an appeal and think, as you know you fucked up totally and are a hypocrite, that the reddit mods won't look past that.

• Surprise, reddit mods bought your story of being a victim, because you are very good at crying out in pain while striking people. You are back! You can't believe they believe you, as you told them, that you were viciously trolled for ever by these ominous conspirators, that are out to get you and somehow always one step ahead!

• Those pesky plans of the evil conspirators (who have in fact ZERO to do with any of this and not even any affiliation with that 'troll' whatsoever) have failed! You are victorious! They must be very pissed right now, oh boy. You still have it in you, you are a fighter! And a SURVIVOR! You feel equipped for the next battle against Kousha's sockpuppets and baits. He probably already created at least 5million sockpuppet accounts to mass-report you. Yes, this is what he is doing all day long. THIS MUST BE IT!

• But there is no time to lose. Go on r/btc and repeat your fantastical story, that has nothing to do with reality. You know as sole witness what actually happened, but you had to do it. You really had to fight for the common decency on your subreddit, that you are trying to uphold all alone.

• Come up with a grandiose "don't feed the trolls" wisdom-take, even if it makes you feel a bit like a manipulative, lying hypocrite; Just remember, the reddit mob doesn't care for what events really take place, as long as you sell them a good story to get hysterical about and feel better about themselves. This one even has an happy end! Truly motivational. You know your "Pappenheimers". They feed off your hand for years now.

• You finally showed that meanie head, Shammah, who doesn't give a flying plug about you and that vicious troll, Kousha, who never really did anything remotely off putting as you do periodically and not at even tried to engage you to "troll", "harass", "abuse" or "bait" you into breaking the reddit TOS. You know this is on you, but no one else needs to know. Your fface is at stake. You just had to and you know, most people will understand, for some weird reason that no one can really make out: you are justified, simple as that.

• Yes... next time, those meanie heads will think twice before ..... *checks note* upvoting you and laughing at you for being nothing more than an annoying spin doctor who believes his own crap, banns people for doing things you do yourself time and again and falsely reports people for inciting violence, like the cook, that you are. Call them c**ks yourself btw. It helps looking like a real High-T chad, while acting like a hypocritical cancel-mob, at least you read about this somewhere on "how to LARP an Ancap"

These are the steps you have to take, my friends and foes, if you want to be a caring and agreeable, yet strict and consequent mod on r/btc. And remember, you can be as biased and hypocritical as you want, as long as you simply lie your way out and gain some extra victim points for it. The mob loves that stuff.

Some might point to it and call it out as the exact self-righteous hypocritical, entirely mob driven cancel culture and what Kousha himself termed "BCHAZ" or other sjw and communist mobster related analogies from other onlookers, who see through your bs. But fear not: These are already known as tactics by the evil mods of r/commucurrency and criminal spins by Vin to misrepresent your truly heroic cause.

You just know these people put in all their resources in a giant conspiracy of epic proportion to get you either banned.... OR EVEN KILLED THROUGH INCITING VIOLENCE! Yes, life of r/btc subreddit mod is hard and dangerous. Thank god we have bitcoinxio. Thank god he is back! What would we friggin' do without him even?

Note:
I officially apologize for conspiring against bitcoinxio to...uhm...upvote him. It was clearly indecent behavior and I feel a lot of shame for doing so! It was really uncalled for. Like TOTALLY. I don't even know what got into me, to do such a barbarous act.

Sorry again, David. I have learned my lesson, you gave me good! 😉

I am ready to receive your retaliation reporting on one of the many instances I call out the bs of each and every single one of the mobsters and otherwise impaired people on reddit to get me completely suspended on there. If someone deserves it, it is me, definitely. It also explains perfectly why I wouldn't receive my BCH Ghana or Ignite flair from the very start of my engagement as David already knew in advance, that I am a "bad actor" unworthy of any status as BCH contributor.