Random weird Q and A by blackdoll.

1st June 2022. Lead image from UNSPLASH.

Happy new month guys. It seem like a new moon has appeared here on read.cash, as I can see so many people making their monthly report on those goals they set for themselves and how they have achieve them.It’s nice to see platforms like this changing lives and helping people achieve their goals but that is not the discussion for today.

I came across some interesting questions from my pen-pal @Theblackdoll she had some pretty interesting and rather funny answers which made me laugh so much. So I am going to be picking all her questions and answering them in the best way I can… here goes ..

1. If stuffed animals could talk, what would they say ?

So I live in an environment where they are no little kids because my our youngest sibling is also 18 some as you imagined there are no stuffed animals or things like toys around me but if they happened to be one he would probably advice me to sleep more often. These past few days It is kind of hard to sleep even at night and when I finally sleep if something wakes me up slightly it is usually very hard for me to go back to sleeping again. Maybe it is partial insomnia, I really can’t tell but I know very soon I would get back to my regular sleeping schedule.

1. What kind of dragon are you ?

I don’t know much about dragons per say but I would probably say I am a “fly dragon”. Why? Because most people have so much misconceptions about a fly dragon when they see one same as me. I have learnt that people assume a lot things of me after taking one glance at me. And I can’t blame them it is what it is.

1. Are you a cat-person or A dog-person ?

I am a reign-person.

I am a dog person 1 million times over. I won’t say I hate cats because hate is a strong world but truly I am terrified of cats. They are sneaky and too clever for their size so they scare me.

1. What is the grossest thing you have ever done ?

Okay I can’t remember but I am sure I have done a lot of gross things in this life not like I am a gross person of something but sitting here writing this one comes to mind.

As a teenager i suffered severe attack from acnes on my face. Even until now you can still see scares and dark spots on my face from places where acnes use to be on my face. I tried so many things to make sure it left me for good but nothing was walking.

So one a fateful day my older cousin told me to use my early morning urine to wash my face that it would surely clear-off the acne on my face. I agree and had already gotten my urine ready to wash my face thoroughly with it when my dad caught me and stopped me from doing it. My family still teases me with it till this day.

1. If you were a fart would you rather be loud and proud or silent and deadly ?

I must say The blackdoll outdid herself with these questions. What 😂😂!!!

Okay i would rather be loud and proud because that way I might not smell badly and pollute the air of people around me with bad odor. Truth is most people say that loud farts do not smell and they are just a sign that we are healthy and I think they are right.

1. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horse ?

One horse-sized duck please, because all I know is I have to defeat this huge animal by any means possible and because it is just one no matter how big I can employ different strategies to defeat it. On the other hand if you give me 100 duck-sizes horse only 50 of them can dismantle me by just jumping and kicking my legs.

1. If you were to give me a nickname what would it be?

This question is for YOU. Yes you reading this. If you were to give me a nickname what would it be ? You can leave answers in the comment below.

Thank you for reading that is all I have for today’s article. Originally this is a 11- question Q&A but as I type this right now I feel a bit dizzy so I would just stop here for now and continue this rest of the questions tomorrow. Thank you for reading with me once more. Have a great day/night.

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