Starter pack of every Asian Mom weapons

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07-05-2022

Mom is always best and beautiful relation in whole mankind. Everyone can go against us except our mom. She's my and every child back.

Specially for me she's the only reason behind my happiness and she matters a lot

I didn't even know about mother's day which is on 8th but I'm going to share Asian mom's side not the other side of the world knows

Asian mom's got same common things to relate and every single Asian country will relate with each and everything

We all know Mom's outside Asia no matter it's Europe or other continent their Mom's are too different and family system as well every child is free to do whatever in his life not much restrictions and all that but its totally opposite in here.

So let's start with thing's i know about every Asian mom and relate with me in comment's if you're from Asia.

Starter pack of every Asian Mom

It's quite difficult for me coz I'm too confused where to start from

Well Asian mom's are famous for their strictness and anger with so many other things

  • Starter packs of Asian mom weapon's

  • Do this to invite mom's anger

So these are few thing's to continue and will do it with the best of her weapon's

Starter pack of every Asian mom weapon's

There's literally countless type's of weapons to update software of child every time when he mess up with her it's mean weapon's are on way like Thor hammer it comes in her hand and then directed toward us mean child

Weapon no 1 - The belt

When she got belt it's mean our time has come and get ready to experience the real pain even more painful than a breakup is confirm coz belt stats are

+50℅ Attack damage, 100℅ critical damage +20 Attack speed

By keeping this stats of belt experiencing the real pain and never dare to stop or hold mom's hand coz in case you tried to stop her than next thing will be more painful

Weapon no 2 - hanger

Belt is all fine but once she found hanger then it will be more worst situation

Coz it won't let you run away, it can be thrown and talk about Asian mom accuracy man trust me it will hit hard even you're in heaven and she's in earth

So hanger stats are, +100℅ attack speed, +100℅ attack damage, +69℅ critical chance.

Well Asian mom's aren't always too cruel sometimes her least punishment we can expect is next weapon

Weapon #3 - Slippers

Sometimes i get confused if she's having mercy on her child or she doesn't have any choice (weapon)

So instantly when she gets mad than a slipper will be ready to hit us and accuracy is 999% accurate

Also let's not forget Asian mom's favorite weapon which is enough to kill your own self ( in a sarcastic way) don't ever think we'll do it coz of so used to with it.

Weapon #4 - Emotional weapon

This is her last weapon when she is tired of beating you with other weapons than this weapon came out and instant death of every child

And remember this Emotional damage meme he's also Asian so when mom start speaking emotionally and say "you're a disgrace to family".

the child in Asian family is died from emotional damage.

Moving ahead from mom's weapon and one last thing is everything around mom is a weapon itself.

Things always invite Mom's anger

Firstly never ever dare to invite her anger coz once you do it than remember about her weapons and just by thinking of these weapons death is confirmed

So avoid doing this things or almost everyone had tasted by themselves already

Quite confused with so many things right now and will only highlight few and will leave few for next time

It's just a small list or will leave incomplete coz not possible to cover everything in one topic.

Never argue with Mom

Fist thing came in my mind is this and arguing with her is like digging own grave

Though even you're right and winning the battle her anger will win it by the end of discussion she will be angry and gonna teach you who's son and who's mother.

Guests offering snacks

Those were the childhood day's and literally fear and confusion when visit's a guest place

Than there's a point when they offer snack's and start looking at mom's face if i should move my hand ahead or just say ' thanks but I'm okay not hungry'.

Also when relative or guest give money to buy snack's while leaving the same situation arrive and i still remember the consequences of accepting guest's offer.

So never mind it's Asia and mom's policies are way too strict.

When Asian mom repeats something

It's the last thing to invite moms anger and it's very common Asian mom's don't like to repeat a sentence

Once she called you and hadn't listened to her than next call will be a slipper, hanger, belt or wiper

Well happened to me many time's when i was playing game using headphones i completely go blind some times

So yeah, that's it for now it's quite much to present every Asian mom's be like.

fin.

This isn't ending here, will be making another part or a series and respect to every Mom no matter Asian or from other side of the world

And these are few things make our mom special for us and teach us ethic's or moral's of life.

We are lucky for having a Mom and good family system, really feel blessed.

Anyways let me know if you can relate with it and have some memories or special moment's.

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Yes that's the story which remind me my childhood emotion.

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1 year ago

Your article remember me about the days when i was a kid and seriously emotional is the biggest weapon of all acian Mom 🤣

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1 year ago

Yea indeed, still when I'm adult now she only got emotional damage weapon

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1 year ago

She knows it's the most powerful weapon from all

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1 year ago

Hahaha grabe talaga yung weapon ng Asian mother's. Flying slipper talaga hahaha

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1 year ago

HAHAHAHA seriously kiddo 🤣🤣🤣 and thisr weapon my gosh. I taste all of that 🤣

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1 year ago

Damn aunty, haha don't try this weapon's when you become mom

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1 year ago

Hahaha, this is a bit funny, "Starter pack of every Asian mom." I honestly haven't seen my mom use those mentioned stuff haha

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1 year ago

Hehe , well you're lucky then.

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1 year ago

I guess so. She gets angry but she just talks, lol!

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1 year ago

Ah you mean emotional damage hqhq

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1 year ago

Not really, she does the reverse psychology thing, haha. "Okay, I won't mind, that's up to you" that kind of thing, lol!

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1 year ago

Omg I relate with the belt! I honestly have phobia about it. My mother use to scare me that she will use a belt if I won't listen hahahah @Idksamad7869

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1 year ago

Hahahaha those scary day's

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1 year ago

Hahahaha...you truly described some of favorite weapons of Asian Moms, and specially Mobile in our hands nowadays is also a great cause for their anger...lol

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1 year ago

Haha yea, agree with mobile thing i was going to talk on this in next part.

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1 year ago

I didn't experience this. But I saw this happening. Our Asian mom's very strict. But we also deserve this behavior too. 😆

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1 year ago

You're lucky haha, yep we deserve it to learn some Manner's.

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1 year ago

I love this like so much... It's nice to see that there's some similarly in parenting styles in different ethnicity and nationality I'm African and the belt and slippers are a must I still remember it to this day😭😂

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1 year ago

Yep much similarities and almost everyone is relating with it. Haha those slippers and belt was used for that we cannot forget

Good old memories.

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1 year ago

Ahahaha when i read the tittle i started laughing and i think this is a funny one and yes it is HAHA...to be honest i cant relate that much because .y mother is busy always and my father is in the house so My father is the one who punish me HAHA

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1 year ago

Haha Glad to hear that it's funny, oh so i guess you're not Asian? Or yea fathers are also strict in this matter.

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1 year ago

I am an asian though

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1 year ago

Lolz, this is very funny. Moms are almost the same over the world when it comes to disciplining kids.

My mom is good with the emotional weapon.

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1 year ago

Indeed mate can't disagree here

Us moment, my mom is also good in this.

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1 year ago

Hahaha why do u have to make this so relatable! 😂 I have an Asian mom and she's similar to this in some ways. 😂

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1 year ago

telling west how Asian's mom's really are haha, glad you can relate with it

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1 year ago

I can totally relate. Everything you mentioned was used by mom already to me and to my siblings. Well, we deserved it because we're too playful and didn't listen to her all the times. When she calls you, you have go to her immediately or else.

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1 year ago

Haha nice, indeed we deserved it and those are beautiful memories of our life.

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1 year ago

Haha my mom uses all weapons he got whenever she's mad. 😂

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1 year ago

Pure Asian Mom haha.

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1 year ago

Lol! So relatable. There is also the broomstick :D

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1 year ago

Ah, yea how did i missed it

Will definitely cover in next part

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