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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Full access to Waternova (and more) available @ hashtag009.substack.com ------------------------------ See you there, Hashtag

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Intermission II -- Waternova

Link to previous installment With my extra-small hand cramping up again, and a really patient smile on my softer than soft face, I close my spiral-bound notebook and slowly, slowly stand up. Then I...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Warehouse Life Episode V: Career Paths -- Waternova

Link to previous installment Glass-cutting winds and crystalized brimstone. Skull-crushing snowplows huffing and puffing on the slippery bridge upstairs. The Manhattan skyline blazing through the f...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Chapter Seven -- Waternova

Link to previous installment My basket bumped into one of the slanted display stands. A flabby green dildo wobbled, wobbled, then threw itself at my blue and yellow vintage sneakers like a never-be...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Feed Me -- Waternova

Link to previous installment A tiramisu ass growls up at the moonless ceiling. Growls twice then slams down on a pair of panna cotta legs which squirm and moan and bend all the way back into a deli...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Chapter Six -- Waternova

Link to previous installment Ugh, like what are these things that spin me round and round? That carry ladders, carry me-me-me melodies. That trample through my really tidy field of view without e...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

You Jump First, I'll Watch -- Waternova

Link to previous installment Sitting and growling in the back of the intimate grotto, the cavelike walls bumpy with Parmesan cheese, with pesto sauce, Giacomo Jones gulps on his second or third Old...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Chapter Five -- Waternova

Link to previous installment The Complete Guide to Low-Budget Filmmaking , The Filmmaker’s Guide to the Universe of Indie Success , The Essential Guide to Do-It-Yourself Fame , How to be Part of...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

The Sky is Taking on Light -- Waternova

Link to previous installment His daily quota hit, his bob cat eyes puffed up into slits of feral fuzz, Giacomo Jones tears himself out of the unfinished algorithm flashing and flashing across his f...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Chapter Four -- Waternova

Link to previous installment Blinking myself out of two or three weeks’ worth of seriously overdue sleep, I yawned up at a coconut cluster of light brown ceiling stains. Circles within circles and...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Intermission I -- Waternova

Link to previous installment Totally wishing I could hangout with anyone as cool as the Pizza Boyz right now, I stand up on my ten tippy-toes and turn off my flatscreen friend with a sigh and a rea...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Warehouse Life Episode IV: Girls -- Waternova

Link to previous installment The first thing we see as we zoom in on the Warehouse are twenty or so half-full, half-empty, half-sipped, half-spilled, half-chugged and half-crushed beer cans. Then w...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Chapter Three -- Waternova

Link to previous installment The rain came, the rain went, the purplegray nozzle in the sky thundering on and off as some sicko up there like totally got off on swinging pressure systems back and f...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Mythmaking Monday -- Waternova

Link to previous installment “Today’s the day I fucking ask her!”—This is like seriously the one and only thought racing through Giacomo’s brain as he elbows his way though the revolving glass door...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Chapter Two -- Waternova

Link to previous installment I stared at the screen. I stared at my laptop screen and yawned the afternoon away. I was like totally tired, totally comatose. Plus I still couldn’t like actually beli...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Opening Vibes or Prelude to a Party -- Waternova

Link to previous installment 6:15 AM or so. In the smog, in the dark, a post-9/11 pomegranate sun begins its totally epic ascent up the American mountaintop. Slivers of pinkred light seep into the...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Chapter One -- Waternova

Link to previous installment “Move bitch!”—But before I could like even try my very best to get out of his way the middle school skateboarder had already kickflipped off the top of the steps, had a...

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@Hashtag009 · 3 years ago

Prologue -- Waternova

Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale . . . When I’m like totally done with my very, very relaxing breathing exercises, a pillow of neon-pink light warming my supercute fac...

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