@Dimke 3 September 2020 more from that month

Najnoviji vicevi

Pita žena muža: - Dušoooo? Koliko me voliš od 1 do 10? - Ma ja te od 1 do 10 obožavam, ali u 11 moram u kafanu! Ja sam čovek koji me je najviše puta zajebao. Pita učiteljica Pericu: - Perice koga više slušaš, mamu ili tatu? - Pa naravno Mamu! - što mamu? - pita učiteljica. - Ona najviše priča! Zašto Piroćanac seče svom psu rep? - Da se ne raduje gostima! Pop skupio narod da se prikupe pare za crkvu. Lokalna prostitutka maše sa parama i viče: - Ja dajem 600 evra! Pop kada je video, odmah je pobesneo: - Ne trebaju nama tvoje grešne pare! Međutim is gomile se čuje muški glas: - Uzmi pope, sve su to naše pare! Negdje u Bosni. Zaustavi policajac trojicu na motoru. -Pa dobro, jeste li vi normalni?! Na jedan motor vas trojica?! -Trojica?! U jebo te, spao Ibro... Dolazi Mujo kući sa posla, Fata ga gleda pa muu poče prilaziti glumeći sexy scenu. Hvata ga za kravatu i privlači ga ka sebi: - Jel se sećaš one scene iz niskih strasti? - Da da bona sećam se! - A hleb da kupiš to si zaboravio! Gde ide uhapšeni programer? - U apps. Kad Srbin ima najveću koncentraciju? - Kad presipa iz bureta u flašu! The latest jokes The wife asks her husband: - Honey? How much do you love me from 1 to 10? - I adore you from 1 to 10, but at 11 I have to go to a pub! I'm the man who fucked me the most times. The teacher asks Perica: - Perica, who do you listen to more, mom or dad? - Well, of course Mom! - What mom? - the teacher asks. - She talks the most! Why does a man from Pirovac cut his dog's tail? - Not to look forward to the guests! The local prostitute waves money and shouts: - I give 600 euros! When the priest saw it, he was immediately furious: - We don't need your sinful money! However, a male voice can be heard from the crowd: - Take the pope, it's all our money! Somewhere in Bosnia. The policeman stopped the three on the motorcycle. - Well, are you normal ?! The three of you on one engine ?! - Three ?! Fuck, Ibro fell ... Mujo comes home from work, Fata watches him and Muu starts approaching him acting as a sexy scene. She grabs him by the tie and pulls him towards her: - Do you remember that scene from low passions? - Yes, yes, I remember! - And you forgot to buy bread! Where's the arrested developer going? - In apps. When does a Serb have the greatest concentration? - When he pours from a barrel into a bottle!