My daily jokes

Hello friends!

Good evening everyone, just take a good look at this joke that was sent to me in my what's app, and I have decided to share it here with you guys 🤣🙄🙄🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😛😝😜

Take look at it now.

Akpos' pastor added him on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later, a message came in:

PASTOR: How are you?

AKPOS: I'm fine, pastor.

PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.

AKPOS: (No reply).

PASTOR: May the thunder of blessing strike you and your family.

AKPOS: (No reply).

PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of life.

AKPOS: (no reply).

PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.

AKPOS: (no reply).

PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success.

AKPOS: (No reply).

PASTOR: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.

AKPOS: (No reply).

PASTOR: Are you there?

AKPOS: Yes, pastor.

PASTOR: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

AKPOS: OK. May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus' name.

PASTOR: (No reply).

AKPOS: You should be saying amen to claim these prayers pastor.

PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot!

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(Two 2)

Nawa for all these rich people. Akpos went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached Akpos and asked:

MAID: What would you like to have; fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?

AKPOS: Tea please.

MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea?

AKPOS: Ceylon tea please.

MAID: How do you want it; black or white?

AKPOS: White.

MAID: Milk or fresh cream?

AKPOS: With milk.

MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?

AKPOS: Cow milk.

MAID: Freeze-land cow or Afrikaner cow?

AKPOS: (Thinking), let me have freeze-land cow.

MAID: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

AKPOS: Sugar.

MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?

AKPOS: Cane sugar

MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?

AKPOS: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.

MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?

Akpos: Mineral water.

MAID: Flavoured or non-flavoured?

AKPOS: Infact get me an empty glass!

MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?

AKPOS: Abeg, free me, I go fast"

MAID: Wet fast or dry fast?

🤣🤣🤣😂😂brighten your day with a smile.

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