3 Reasons Why Bitcoin Cash is Hotter Than Katheryn Winnick:
Aah, Katheryn Winnick, one of the hottest actresses to ever walk this Earth and someone I can't help but admire each time she's on-screen. Her attractiveness is legendary, so it's easy to draw a parallel to another attractive thing... Bitcoin. ***Hah!*** I bet you didn't see this coming! Yeah, sometimes I'm an idiot like that, but truth be told, BCH and Katheryn Winnick are very similar on some points, while different on others. Even though we can probably all agree Katheryn Winnick is insanely hot, I'm going to tell you **3 Reasons Why Bitcoin Cash is hotter than Katheryn Winnick.**
The Similarities: BCH and Katheryn Winnick Let's start by going over what's similar between these two amazing subjects. First of all, we can all agree that these two are insanely attractive, but there is more to it as they both have a value that fluctuates a lot and with great volatility. But there's even more to consider, let me sum up the similarities quickly: Bitcoin Cash and Katheryn Winnick are Both Extremely Attractive; Both Fluctuate in Value Depending on Time and Exposure (especially media exposure); There is a Limited Supply of Both BCH and Katheryn Winnick. Having said that, this is where the similarities end, because as you will see - this is when Bitcoin Cash starts taking home the cup. That's right, BCH is superior, and through no fault of our gorgeous "Lagertha".
You Can Invest in Bitcoin Cash: You Can't Invest in Katheryn Winnick... YET! If you are sure these assets are going to succeed, you may think to invest in them. Well, you can't invest in Katheryn Winnick yet, but you can invest in Bitcoin Cash. However, here's the kicker: In the future, you WILL be able to invest in Katheryn Winnick, and you'll be able to do it because celebrities are just one of the many things that will become tokenized. We already see a lot of investments going on tackling different subjects by tokenizing them, and Hollywood won't be immune to this trend. In fact, it's not a trend at all - everything will be tokenized. It's progress. Now that we're mentioning it, one can even assume that in the future you will be able to invest in Katheryn Winnick WITH Bitcoin Cash!
Katheryn Winnick's Series Get Cancelled: Bitcoin Cash is Censorship Free! One of the things that annoyed me a while ago was the series Vikings getting canceled. I loved that show, and of course, Winnick was in it - she got quite popular through it and Lagertha is considered her flagship role. Now, why am I writing about this? You see, Vikings got canceled and everyone who, like me, loved it - well, too bad! "Vikings" isn't Censorship resistant, and the cast is centralized and easy to get rid of. Check the following: Katheryn Winnick is centralized and easy to get rid off; Bitcoin Cash can't be "canceled" and taken off the market. Bitcoin Cash is censorship-resistant. Unlike "Vikings" and its cast by extension, it can't be taken out of the market like that. It is decentralized, censorship-resistant, and is there for everyone to enjoy - people won't stop enjoying it just because some fat cat decided it wasn't worth it!
Katheryn Winnick is Organic and Time Sensitive: BCH is an Appreciating Asset Models, actors, soccer players, athletes, are high-performing jobs that require a lot from us, and most of the professionals in this niche are depreciating assets. They tend to make less money as they approach old age, and mature quite early. Granted, an actor or actress lasts more than an athlete, but it is still a job in which people are, especially women, unfortunately, depreciating assets. Katheryn Winnick will age and, sadly, lose most of her attractiveness; Bitcoin Cash will never lose its attractiveness, even most probably appreciating; This is another reason that leads Bitcoin Cash (BCH) on its way to the podium. It keeps on appreciating and rising in value - and it won't just die... we probably will die first, though I don't want to believe that as I love being alive and want to be immortal (don't burst my bubble please). Makes sense right? But we're not over yet.
Katheryn Winnick Has High Fees: Bitcoin Cash Doesn't Finally, if you're poor you can't afford Katheryn Winnick. Want to do a short movie with her in it? Too bad, you're poor, she's out of your reach. On the other hand, do you know what you can get even if you're poor? Bitcoin Cash. In fact, the people who have the most to benefit from BCH are those who have less and those who can't have bankers to accompany them through their life's struggles. Another point for BCH... sorry Kat!
In Conclusion: Bitcoin Cash is Hotter Than Katheryn Winnick I rest my case, dear readers, and I once again declare that Bitcoin Cash is Hotter Than Katheryn Winnick. I think I supported my argument quite well, but you're always welcome to disagree. I will ride Bitcoin Cash to the moon.... I will ride.... uhhh...ohh... was almost going to make myself look bad now. ***/Close thread*** ***Note:*** *Don't take this post too seriously, I was just feeling creative today, no foul intended.*
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Man, I stay away from my ETH and BTC wallets, you can't move or use those funds anymore without losing an arm and a leg. Preposterous!
"Want to do a short movie with her in it? Too bad, you're poor, she's out of your reach." Lol, that was funny. Now this is a difficult choice. I'm going to choose Bitcoin Cash though, as it has a lot more potential for a 10x in the short term!
Haha.... yeah, by the way, just saw the video on the Roger Ver debate in your last post, as I was curating with BCHub, man loved the guy saying BTC Transaction fees are low with Segwit! WTF, I'm paying through the ass every time I need to move it! xD
There you go again dude, it just amazes me every time you write stuff like this. You know connecting something not even connected. Thanks for adoring my mother anyway. 😁 Skol!!🍻
Hahahaha, glad you liked it, I laughed a lot writing it, was a fun exercise. Tell your mother I said hi!
This time you made me laugh Max 😁, the analogy with the actress is very funny. And of course it makes a lot of sense (good writing technique you apply by the way). What makes me question your article is if bitcoin Cash is male or female? It would be very interesting to read what you think about it, or what you want to tell us about this approach. And beyond this it makes me question the sex of bitcoin and other currencies 🙃, And of course my imagination goes that way and I have a lot of questions: How will they live if they are of the same sex?, what name will they give their children?, where would they prefer to live?, what other currencies would you prefer to marry? Etc. The doubts are endless as are the questions about it! 😂 PS: I will have to create a wallet to receive the 3% of what you produce, this is really very impressive! 💗😂
I'm not going to discuss Bitcoin Cash's gender... are you trying to ruin me Micro? xD
Not ever, but just allowing yourself to think about it is extremely hilarious! LOL
I think she's a great lady/woman.. As likes bch shining
Love your humor, bringing BCH to light with such catchy analogy, it shows you've mastered the art of getting the audience attention. Keep writing sir.
hehe, I try, I try, sometimes I like to write some funny and lighthearted stuff to mix things up. I had a blast writing this. Cheers!
I guess as much... 💪💪💪.. Nice article... Keep writing
I am not sure how Katheryn would feel about this but I am pretty sure she was not holding up the @CryptoMax sponsored shield on the Vikings. As usual man, great stuff! Cheers!
She could either love it because she had a sense of humor and thought "wtf" at the stupid comparison, or she could hate it and think she was being treated like an asset class xD Cheers
Haha it's the first one I guess. This one's pretty hilarious.
I remember my brother and I waiting every 9 pm just to watch vikings, I found the series perfect. It details how vikings conquer the sea to find a place to occupy. I am also fan of fighting scenes and vikings had lots of it, I saw their brave and they don't afraid to die because they believe that they guided by their God, Odin father of Thor.
Norse culture is really cool, although it was powered by slavery in part. However, their mythology is indeed very deep and interesting. The series had one or two things wrong, but mostly it was an amazing show!
Nothing is hotter than Katheryn Winnick ;-) But yeah, BCH is pretty hot!
Valid point, and I understand your solid argument. Thank you for taking the time to comment. Cheers
I was thinking BCH more hotter than katherine Langford🤣 but yeah still BCH won the race
Meh, she's also pretty, but can't beat my champion xD
Haha she's my 2nd crush guess who's on first? Yes it's BCH lol😂
I don't know here really, but all I know is Bitcoincash is the money of all the people. Just look at the fees right. It's not just for a wealthy people it's for ALL of us. Yayy to that hehe.
Quite an intriguing comparison between BCH and Katheryn. I’m sure the latter won’t be amused but it’s got her name some traction in the crypto community!
Hahaha, yeah. This article raised some awareness to this actress no doubt :P
Haha. My this is a master piece. Haha I bet you can spend bch to date katherine! Hahaha. Well its quite intriguing who is this katherine 😆 I am not actually updated with these hotties, anymore sad. Haha. Bitcoincash is so attractive that it keeps me busy and no time time for other things haha xD
" bet you can spend bch to date katherine" - I bet I can't xD My wife wouldn't like it either, although for her she'd probably excuse me... maybe she would join.... hmmmmmmm
Oh! hahahha xD my bad!
A different comparison but to the point statements, can't agree more ^^
I couldn't get the fact that they were so similar out of my head... the mind goes where the mind goes...
So powerful. Perfect comparisim