High Jokes ( Am Here To Make You Happy ).😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

1. Job problem

Chris is coming back from work. As he enters the sitting room, his wife asked:

WIFE: Darling! Why are you looking so sad?

CHRIS: Sweetheart, I have a problem at my office.

WIFE: Don't say you have a problem. You should say we have a problem because we are now married.

CHRIS: OK, we have a problem in our office.

WIFE: And what is the problem darling?

CHRIS: Our secretary is pregnant for us.

WIFE: Whaaat!!!😵 The wife fainted!

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The Next Day... 2. SMS Message

There was a girl Chris really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, "I love you so much baby, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you feel about me." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night, so he decided not to check the reply until the next morning when he will be less tensed. When he woke up the next day, he said his prayers, did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took his bath and combed his hair, then jumped back to his bed and gently picked up his phone to read the message. So he started reading:"Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again. Thank you."😆😆 Chris just Fainted.

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3. Dumb Akpos

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You are driving me crazy Akpos!" One day Akpos' mother came to the school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career! The mother was shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from the school and even moved to another town! 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable heart disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died! The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong. When he turned around, he saw our friend Akpos, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his phone charger! Don't tell me you thought that Akpos became a doctor?

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