Welcome To Lagos!!!
Welcome to Lagos, the city of Yellow buses. We call them Danfo and we all the small ones Korope.
Welcome to Lagos, the city where everyone has effrontery. Imagine a hoodlum calling you to come down from bike to give him moneyπ π . Isn't it effrontery.
Welcome to Lagos, the city in which everyone that lives there is madπ . There's a saying; " werey lo le gbe'ko". It means; "only mad people can live in Lagos"π so if you're not mad, forget about it.
Welcome to Lagos, the city where everyone is smart and sensible. In Lagos, everyone is smart. You can't outsmart a Lagosianπ π .
Welcome to Lagos, the city where everyone smokes weed. It's funny rightπ π . Let me explain. Most people in Lagos smoke weed and if you don't smoke the weed, you will inhale it's smokeπ . So apparently, everyone smokesπ .
Welcome to Lagos, the city of hook up. Lagos the "jagbajantis" city. "Jagbajantis" means nonsense π . It's mostly in Lagos you'll see ladies sleeping with dogs because of $4k. It's mostly in Lagos you'll see guys sleeping with their mother's agemate because of moneyπ .
Welcome to Lagos, the city in which you can walk anywhere, anytime. But there's something called "Waka Jeje". It means "Walk Gently". If you don't walk gently, you may see some hoodlums on the road and they'll rob you. You're free to go out anytime, but be careful.
Welcome to Lagos, the "Jaiye" city. "Jaiye" means enjoyment. I've actually not seen the kind of enjoyment that you want that you wouldn't get in Lagos. Name it!!! Lagos has everything you can ever imagine.
Welcome to Lagos, the hustlers city. Lagos is basically for hustlers. Lagosians are one of the greatest hustlers in the world. If you can make it big in Lagos,you can also achieve that anywhere. Lagosians are very hardworking. But,they work and play because"all work, no play, makes Jack a dull boy". We work and we play. And there's no business that you engage in,and you wouldn't make sales. Whatever you wish to sell, you'll definitely make sales.
Welcome to Lagos, the city where people don't sleep. Do you believe that? Incase you don't know, people hardly sleep in Lagos. Imagine you waking up by 4:00am to meet up your resumption time by 6:00am. On getting to the park, you see a long queue. It means those people you met there have been there waiting for minutes or hours before you. We're they able to have a good sleep? No!!! So when you're going home at night, around 11:00pm. You still see people wandering the streets on Lagos. There is a place I buy food in Ikeja around 1:00am in the midnight, we queue before they answer us. If shows that Lagosians don't sleep π.
Welcome to Lagos,the traffic city. If you're to get to somewhere in Lagos by 8:00am, please make sure you leave home by 6:00am π π . Funny right? Yes. But have it in mind that you gotta beat the traffic. So leave home early.
If I begin to talk much about Lagos, we may not leave here.
Lagos is the city of the wise
Lagos, the "Eyo" city
Lagos, the water place
Lagos, the smallest state in Nigeria with the highest population.
Lagos, small and mighty
Lagos, the place where you can get everything you want.
Lagos, Tinubu's land.
Lago, the great Lagos!!!!
Greetings to every Lagosian here.
We're the real MVPs.
Ahhhh it was very a beautiful place friend.and ohhhh hehe people in lagos sleep less hehe i wonder if I can survive there, and hehe there some words I hardly understand well i guess that is how you speak at lagos?