Welcome To Lagos!!!

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2 years ago

Welcome to Lagos, the city of Yellow buses. We call them Danfo and we all the small ones Korope.

Welcome to Lagos, the city where everyone has effrontery. Imagine a hoodlum calling you to come down from bike to give him moneyπŸ˜…πŸ˜…. Isn't it effrontery.

Welcome to Lagos, the city in which everyone that lives there is madπŸ˜…. There's a saying; " werey lo le gbe'ko". It means; "only mad people can live in Lagos"πŸ˜… so if you're not mad, forget about it.

Welcome to Lagos, the city where everyone is smart and sensible. In Lagos, everyone is smart. You can't outsmart a LagosianπŸ˜…πŸ˜….

Welcome to Lagos, the city where everyone smokes weed. It's funny rightπŸ˜…πŸ˜…. Let me explain. Most people in Lagos smoke weed and if you don't smoke the weed, you will inhale it's smokeπŸ˜…. So apparently, everyone smokesπŸ˜….

Welcome to Lagos, the city of hook up. Lagos the "jagbajantis" city. "Jagbajantis" means nonsense πŸ˜…. It's mostly in Lagos you'll see ladies sleeping with dogs because of $4k. It's mostly in Lagos you'll see guys sleeping with their mother's agemate because of moneyπŸ˜….

Welcome to Lagos, the city in which you can walk anywhere, anytime. But there's something called "Waka Jeje". It means "Walk Gently". If you don't walk gently, you may see some hoodlums on the road and they'll rob you. You're free to go out anytime, but be careful.

Welcome to Lagos, the "Jaiye" city. "Jaiye" means enjoyment. I've actually not seen the kind of enjoyment that you want that you wouldn't get in Lagos. Name it!!! Lagos has everything you can ever imagine.

Welcome to Lagos, the hustlers city. Lagos is basically for hustlers. Lagosians are one of the greatest hustlers in the world. If you can make it big in Lagos,you can also achieve that anywhere. Lagosians are very hardworking. But,they work and play because"all work, no play, makes Jack a dull boy". We work and we play. And there's no business that you engage in,and you wouldn't make sales. Whatever you wish to sell, you'll definitely make sales.

Welcome to Lagos, the city where people don't sleep. Do you believe that? Incase you don't know, people hardly sleep in Lagos. Imagine you waking up by 4:00am to meet up your resumption time by 6:00am. On getting to the park, you see a long queue. It means those people you met there have been there waiting for minutes or hours before you. We're they able to have a good sleep? No!!! So when you're going home at night, around 11:00pm. You still see people wandering the streets on Lagos. There is a place I buy food in Ikeja around 1:00am in the midnight, we queue before they answer us. If shows that Lagosians don't sleep 😁.

Welcome to Lagos,the traffic city. If you're to get to somewhere in Lagos by 8:00am, please make sure you leave home by 6:00am πŸ˜…πŸ˜…. Funny right? Yes. But have it in mind that you gotta beat the traffic. So leave home early.

If I begin to talk much about Lagos, we may not leave here.

Lagos is the city of the wise

Lagos, the "Eyo" city

Lagos, the water place

Lagos, the smallest state in Nigeria with the highest population.

Lagos, small and mighty

Lagos, the place where you can get everything you want.

Lagos, Tinubu's land.

Lago, the great Lagos!!!!

Greetings to every Lagosian here.

We're the real MVPs.

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Ahhhh it was very a beautiful place friend.and ohhhh hehe people in lagos sleep less hehe i wonder if I can survive there, and hehe there some words I hardly understand well i guess that is how you speak at lagos?

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2 years ago

Yes. That's how we speak here in Lagos

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2 years ago

I actually was planning to comment I don't smoke but when I saw the part that either ways you will inhale it πŸ˜‚, I just have to accept it.

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HahahaπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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2 years ago

Lol. Mad ooo. Lagos State that was supposed to be the centre of excellence con turn everything you mentioned. 🀣🀣. I can't believe you buy food at 1am somewhere in Ikeja. Omo, people dey eat oo.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†. What if it was some night wizards that were selling the food. Lol. Be careful sha. I come in peace ✌🏻

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HahahaπŸ˜…πŸ˜… Nothing go do us πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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2 years ago

We the lagosian sabi each other when we see each other. Lagos is a very big city that contain lot of things, you have to be sharp in lagos or else πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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2 years ago

Yes ooh Smart Lagosians

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2 years ago

For me, it's a challenging city because you have to be extra careful with all the things you do. still a beautiful city to live in.

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2 years ago

Yes It's a very beautiful place

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2 years ago

While reading this article sis it's sounds funny because of some unfamiliar words I don't understandπŸ˜…

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2 years ago

Hahaha That's how we roll in LagosπŸ˜…πŸ˜…

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Hahaha I'm really sure your enjoying the moment your there

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