Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him Your Grace."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says Your Eminence."
The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him Your Holiness."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ...?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."
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There are Muslim jokes too. I do not think it has anything to do with equality
Not where I live. If you would try it you will be lynched 😕
Ohh I get that now. Some might be very touchy about religious stuff
Not some. With us jokes are made about each religiin but this one is an exception unless you like to be beaten up or stabbed to death. I believe the new immigrants have a huge lack of humor and find everything insulting unless it concerns others.
Wow. That is terrible and disturbing
It is indeed and the government doesn't mind. We have to show respect but the other way round...
😂😂😂😂 this is funny af. They were all progressing towards the peak of Christendom
😂😂😂 and she just threw a bomb!
Wow, nice write up dear
Thank you dear ❤️❤️❤️
Do you never wonder why jokes about all religions are allowed but not about Muslims? Perhaps it is time we stop with making jokes like these or we start making jokes about all religions. Equally rights for all, all life matters or?