“By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” “Political correctness is tyranny with manners.” “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.” “If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.” “When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.”