Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” “The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.” “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”