We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.” “Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.” “I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”