It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open. Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.