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My Husband's Complaints

According to my husband, he is not happy with how I'm taking over our bed. He is complaining after **"******six years******"** that I'm having the blanket just for myself and leaving him with cold feet. I didn't believe and told him he is lying and that he is just imagining things. Of course, I have to share our blanket. Btw, it's a double bed, big enough for a sexy couple even he's pregnant for 3 years now. *(I'm feeding him rightly πŸ˜‰)* Oh well to my surprise, he's prepared. (*He learned this from me "****proof"***) He took a picture of me in our bed emphasizing the blanket wrapped around me. Haha.

I told him, " *maybe you turned off the heater and I was just cold*". "*It's 30Β° dear*", he answers back. And he said it happens all the time. Not my fault. He didn't say anything until now. And not only that, he demonstrates the ways I sleep and complain that I'm occupying the entire bed leaving him on the edge of falling. Well, sad. Very sad I said. And here he goes to define how I sleep! He demonstrates each of them. I leave it to your imagination. I don't want to embarrass myself. Reach for the Stars Zombie Attack The Ballerina The Starfish Bad Dream Frolic in the Fields of Flowers Baby in the Womb Madly in love The Gymnast The Diagonal I know you can use your imagination with those positions. And for sure, you recognize some of those lol. He didn't mention me drooling on my pillow or how I can sleep in the dark. Like total darkness. It makes him mental. And my answer to him is if he's not happy he is free to sleep in the couch or get the blow-up bed and he can have it for himself. Haha But that's a joke. Of course, we understand each other that that's a joke. And it's also a joke that he is complaining. For he knows that I too will complain of him snoring. We just laugh at each other. That's what I'm proud of, to have a partner that shares good humour and just a happy chappy. We're totally in sync. We complain but we don't. **Husband and wife out there, do you have the same complaints? Does your wife take over your bed or your husband snoring like a trooper? This is your time to shine, comment below!** Lead Image Source https://www.istockphoto.com/photos/unhappy-husband?mediatype=photography&phrase=unhappy%20husband&sort=best

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