Dora-dora in Splinterlands

Mama Bear: Ano piliin natin, Fire or Death?

Papa Bear: Death na, Death Master ka naman.

Mama Bear: Sige, ate, choose Death.

Ate Bear: Which one?

Mama Bear: That one, the ugly purple one.

Ate Bear: Death it is…

Mama Bear: First position, get the healer.

Ate Bear: Which one?

Papa Bear: 'Yang parang purple glue, ate.

Ate Bear: That's not glue, that looks like a deformed gummy bear.

Mama Bear: Just get it, we have less than a minute left.

Ate Bear: Okay, okay, who's next?

Papa Bear: Kalma lang, mga lods.

Mama Bear: Second position, get the Undead Priest for debuff.

Ate Bear: This looks like a mummy, not a priest.

Mama Bear: Just get it. Okay, next, get the sneaky bastard.

Ate Bear: There's nothing here that says sneaky bastard.

Papa Bear: 'Yang Skeleton Assassin, ate. Get that one.

Mama Bear: Yup, that's the sneaky bastard. They sneak during the night to get children who aren't sleeping.

Ate Bear: Aww, really?

Mama Bear: Nah, just kidding. Next...next...sino next natin?

Papa Bear: Kuha ka ng oportunista.

Mama Bear: Piso lang kasi ang buhay ng oportunista.

Papa Bear: Sige lang, pwede na 'yan.

Mama Bear: Sige, ate, get those maggots.

Ate Bear: Maggots it is. Two more slots.

Mama Bear: Get the Joker Jester, ate, and the mantis.

Ate Bear: Where's the mantis?

Mama Bear: Scroll down, hurry, ate, ten seconds left!

Ate Bear: Okay, okay. I found the mantis, there.

Papa Bear: Kalma, mga lods. Click Battle, ate. Bilis!

Ate Bear: Okay, okay. And...battle!

Mama Bear: Wow, ang ganda ng mga cards ng kalaban.

Papa Bears: Wala 'yan, mga lods, wala 'yan sa lineup natin. Panalo tayo d'yan.

Mama Bear: Ganda ng Summoner niya e. Click mo na nga ate 'yang Rumble.

Ate Bear: Rumble it is!

Papa Bear: Mauuna ang assassin natin, kita n'yo na 'yan, mga lods. Patay na ang isa niya.

Mama Bear: Ayy, may thorns. Bakit may thorns siya? Sinama sa hukay ang assassin natin.

Ate Bear: Why is our healer not healing? Heal, healer!

Mama Bear: Coz it's not his turn yet.

Papa Bear: Relax, mga lods. Ganyan talaga ang mga bida, binubugbog muna.

Ate Bear: Come on, healer, heal!

Papa Bear: Oh, ang galing ng Joker natin, mga lods. Pinatay niya ang chicken ng kalaban. 

Ate Bear: They have healer too.

Mama Bear: Which one?

Ate Bear: Look, the Wood Nymph is healing their unicorn!

Mama Bear: Aww, full HP na naman ang tank nila.

Papa Bear: Ang oportunista natin nag-Dora-dora. Hoy, galaw-galaw baka ma-stroke.

Mama Bear: Lels, namatay si Joker natin. Mantis, go sago!

Ate Bear: Go, healer! I believe in you.

Mama Bear: Ayun dedo, natinik ang oportunista natin.

Papa Bear: Si healer lang ang malakas, kapit lang, kaya pa 'yan.

Ate Bear: Aww, our healer is dying. Don't give up on us, healer!

Mama Bear: Ayay, natinik din si healer. Ala, deds na.

Ate Bear: They're so unfair, they have thorns!

Papa Bear: Sitting duck na si Mantis, wala na, talo na tayo.

Mama Bear: Ahh, gano'n? Dito ka lang, wait mo main ko.

Papa Bear: Yabang mo, 'yan na 'yang main mo e.

Mama Bear: Hahaha baka lang makalusot.

Ate Bear: I want that summoner with thorns.

Baby Bear: Akoo…

Mama Bear: Si bebe daw may thorns.

Hello everyone.

I'm back at last. This is the second time that I've said it, but I guess this one is official.

Before anything else, this article is an entry of a writing prompt of @meitanteikudo where it is all dialogue. You can read it here. Also, I have to add #promptfactory too.

I have been looking for an NFT game for almost two weeks. Last week, I finally decided to have a go with Splinterlands.

Splinterland is a card game where you battle with other people. The cards have elements, buff, debuff and special abilities.

It also has elements. Like Fire cards mostly are melee which deals a lot of damage,but has few buff. Water cards have a lot of magic casters. Earth cards have a balance of melee, magic and range attacks. Life cards have a lot of annoying shield and tanks. Death cards have a lot of assassins and debuffs. And Dragon have a lot of cards with Flying ability (it means that there is a high chance that the damage would miss). Also, as I see it in the market, Dragon cards are expensive.

What I like about it is that everything has a counter. For example, magic damage cards goes cryola to the the Mushroom card who has Silence ability. Another example is that cards with shield are useless against magic damage cards.

It was actually a nice game. We had fun playing it. We had fun losing in battles hahaha.

Before I forgot, this is a play to earn game. With an entry point of $10, you can play with a set of starter cards. In my opinion, this is not a one-time-big-time kind of game. It needs patience to build a decent team to climb up the ladder. Well, unless you whale stuff to the top.

I guess this is all for now. Thank you for being here. See you when I see you.