How do you channel your inner Termite Terminator?

So yesterday we had a little adventure at home looking for the termite queen...

Let me tell you, these things can wreck havoc on your house if you don't watch out...

So what do you do? You look for tell tale signs of holes in your compound then you dig them up...

As you dig, look for the grey stuff that mimics a hive, and what looks like pathways as you dig..this will lead you to the queen herself who is well protected as her work is to eat and lay eggs

Another tell tale sign is a thick soil coating on any tree in your compound... When you see this, beware... termites are also known to finish off trees...

What do you do then?

1. Dig the holes where you suspect a termite home

2. Remove the queen and burn her or cut up her belly...yes, channel your inner axe murderer 😂

3. Pour a liquid pesticide mixed into 20 lites of water into the holes then cover them up..

4. Spray around your compound

5. Check for any termite infestation signs on your wooden items in your house and spray spray sprayyyyyyy...

6. Cut down any tree that has an infestation...

7. Buy an odourless pesticide of you have allergies and use gloves as you mix it in

8. Pray that those agents of hell don't return

I am now allowed to add Termite Terminator to my CV now...

Channeling jack of all trades vibes right now.