Nasiruddin bought meat from the market and told his mistress to eat kebabs today, cook well. Ginny cooks and gets greedy and eats all the meat herself. The lord can no longer speak. He said the cat was eating. One serving of meat was eaten by all the cats? The cat was nearby. Nasiruddin Mollah saw it on his beard and weighed exactly one acre. ‘If that’s the cat,’ said the mullah, ‘then where is the meat? And if that's the meat, where's the cat?