I'd Rather

As I read about this challenge or trend here in this platform, I told myself that I would stay away from it since I really do have some things in my mind that could not be aired out in public or else I will get plenty of violent reactions.

But then @mommykim went on ahead and challenged me with this one. And since I know myself to not back down from any challenge that is in front of me, I SWALLOWED every inhibition and I took it upon myself so that I can say Challenge, Accepted!

But here's the thing though, she challenged only grown-ups for this one, so I guess she expects the content to be on the wild side. Alright alright, let me heed to your demands and let's just make this one a bit raunchy but within the limits, I don't want to be blocked here. LOL

There are tons of questions around the internet for this one and I am really having a lot of trouble choosing what to include. So I don't know, I'll just pick some random average questions here. And without further ado, let's get DOWN to business.

Would you rather...

...take a body shot OR have one taken off you?

I would choose the latter. I would rather have a body shot taken off me for just one simple reason, I have taken body shots from others before so I know the feeling, and I know how it goes. I think, that's the only way to get me down in drinking tequila. Tequila is a poison for me, and I don't mean it in a good way. I just can't handle that Mexican spirit, but if it's for a body shot? Let all of hell break loose.

I can't remember the last time I took a body shot though. That's years ago, in that I am certain. It was really a fun time and real hot times. :)

...only have meaningless one night stands OR committed sexual relations with one person that cannot go past 1 year?

Not even a second thought, I choose the second one. I would rather have committed relations with someone rather than meaningless encounters. Being together in bed with someone you have connection with adds passion to everything. I guess emotions heightens the intensity of pleasures we can achieve.

Maybe, just maybe, that's the reason why make-up sex or break up sex are so much better than the usual ones. It's just my opinion, you are free to try though.

... send nudes to a stranger OR send them to your Ex?

Again, I'll choose the latter. Why would I even want to send nudes to a stranger? That's just weird. Although if you really think about it, that may even be more exciting. Anyway, I chose the latter just to maybe let her see again what she's missing. LOL

I swear, a lot of these questions are just too weird even for internet consumption.

... do it in a room backstage at your graduation ceremony, where the audio is projected through the dean's speech OR with the dean's daughter and have his wife and young son walk in on it and watch until you finish before saying anything?

Goodness gracious, who is coming up with these questions? This one is just too much. I can sense the hate for the Dean. What did the poor dean did to you anyway? Is this just an elaborate way to exact revenge from the poor old guy?

Anyway, it's a challenge so if I really have to pick one, I guess it would be the latter. If it's for revenge, this is just too savage! Plus, I like how her mom and the kid just stood there out of awe or respect. Shout out mom and bro. LOL

...be with someone shorter or taller than you?

Oh this one is easy and it's such a relief because it's wholesome. I would pick the first choice, hands down. I have a special place in my heart for ladies on the cute side of things, including their heights.

I had once a lady friend that is way shorter than me and I call her keychain. Lol. She's just too cute and adorably warm. I don't know I just prefer ladies shorter than me. But if I would be with a taller girl though, she should be in sports or something, like a volleyball player. :)

...stop mid-foreplay when you realized you don't have a rubber OR go in bare?

Hmmm. I don't know about this one. This question might just be asked specifically for ladies. Because for guys, it's simple. We only have so much blood that it can only supply one of either heads. If one head is already working, the other one will stop working properly so, yeah, there you have it. One mystery of life solved. LOL

Plus just stopping midway, seems a whole lot painful don't you think? On a lot of different levels.

... be chained to bed OR blindfolded in bed?

Another easy one. I don't wanna be tied to that post or anything else. I could play cuffs all day though. But I don't want to be tied. I'd rather be blindfolded and just feel everything ever more intensely.

You know that right? If you deprive yourself from one of your senses, the other remaining functional senses will be more sensitive to stimuli. So if you play with blindfold next time, try using it with earplugs. I guarantee you, you'll feel more. :)

... scream the wrong name in bed OR have your partner scream the wrong name in bed?

Wow! This one's quite hard though. Either one breaks the relationship into shambles. Why are you doing this to me though? Anyway, since either one could potentially be a heartbreaker I will choose the latter choice. I would rather have my heart broken that to break her heart. Oh boy but just imagining that, it's really a soul crusher. And I just think about, what would happen to me in that scenario though? I said earlier that emotions tend to intensify our drives. Will I be able to finish or just lose everything from the shock?

I have known someone who experienced this kind of betrayal too. His wife just blurted out someone else's name mid-deed. He told me that well he powered through it but the marriage is already shattered then and there.

... pay for $3x OR be paid for it?

Hmmm. I could honestly say that I have not been in any of this scenario. But if I had to choose, I'll choose the latter one. And maybe I'll accept a payment of intercourse too. LOL. That's just fair right?

There's quite an interesting story that happened when we went to Macau several years ago. We were walking in a small group going back to our hotel and just as we crossed the pedestrian there was a group of girls waiting on the other side and they talked to each one of us offering as an interesting service which as they called "pak massaji". And going by the sound of it, I think I know what they mean. The thing about that though is, they all look expensive, lol. I mean the skin was so fair and smooth and they don't look half as bad. But then of course, we all declined their offers.

... be horny a lot OR never get horny at all?

And I think this is the easiest question to answer. For the sake of my sanity and all of my humanity, I will choose, clearly be horny a lot. I could not imagine the world without having those moments, it would just be too dull, plain and boring. That's going to be scary!

Plus, it's not even that different from how it is now. LOL

Aloha!!

Wew, that was just so hot. I was perspiring trying to answer all of those silly questions. But I think I got through all of them pretty dang well. I am not going tag anyone here, it's just to dangerous a game. Although, I had fun writing this one. Thanks for the challenge @mommykim, hoped I satisfied you with this one. LOL And shout out to @kingofreview for starting this particular trend.

Anyway, that's it, I'm off to ask forgiveness for the thoughts this challenge made me conceive and as always ...

Cheers!!!