Best Beer
One day the presidents of Carlsberg, Miller, Tuborg and Efes Pilsen went for a drink at the bar. When the waiter came, they said one by one;
- I'll get a Carlsberg.
- I want a big Miller.
- I'll drink Tuborg.
As for the head of Efes Pilsen;
- I'll take a Coke. said.
When the waiter left, the people with him asked, "Why didn't you want Efes Pilsen?"
- Nobody was drinking beer, so I said follow you. said.
Perspective
In math class, the female teacher asks the students:
- There are 5 birds on the branch of a tree. I threw stones and shot two of them. How many birds are left?
A student raises a finger and answers:
- There are no birds left because the others fly away in fear.
The teacher smiles:
- No. The correct answer would be three, but I liked your point of view.
The student is very upset about the situation, but does not show much. As the lesson continues, he raises a finger again:
- Can I ask a question too?
The teacher gives permission.
- Three women are walking on the street eating ice cream. One licks his ice cream, the other bites, and the other sucks. Which of the women is married?
The teacher is puzzled, blushed, but must also answer:
- Hmm ... er ... lick?
Student answers:
-No, with a wedding ring on your finger. But I liked your point of view.
Straight Logic
He participates in a basic competition and wins. A book is given to him. The name of the book is "Straight Logic". Asks when buying the basic gift;
-What is written in this book?
-You learn when you read ...
-I can't deal with it, tell me about it.
-All right. Now look; For example, do you have an aquarium in your house?
-Yes there is...
- Then there is water in it?
-Yes there is...
-If there is water in it, there is also fish?
-Yes there is...
-If there is fish, you love animals too?
-Yeah...
-If you love animals, you like people too?
-Yeah...
-Then you have a lover too?
-Yes there is.
-You look old then you are married?
-Yeah.
-Even since you have a wife, you are not homosexual?
-Yeah.
-Look see? Straight logic is this ...
The foundation is very affected. He takes the book and sees Dursun while going home under his seat.
Let it ask;
-What is that basically?
-The straight logic book!
Tell me how about this ...
-Now look; Do you have an aquarium at home?
-No!
-Then you're a fag ...