3 very funny jokes
Best Beer
One day the presidents of Carlsberg, Miller, Tuborg and Efes Pilsen went for a drink at the bar. When the waiter came, they said one by one;
- I'll get a Carlsberg.
- I want a big Miller.
- I'll drink Tuborg.
As for the head of Efes Pilsen;
- I'll take a Coke. said.
When the waiter left, the people with him asked, "Why didn't you want Efes Pilsen?"
- Nobody was drinking beer, so I said follow you. said.
Perspective
In math class, the female teacher asks the students:
- There are 5 birds on the branch of a tree. I threw stones and shot two of them. How many birds are left?
A student raises a finger and answers:
- There are no birds left because the others fly away in fear.
The teacher smiles:
- No. The correct answer would be three, but I liked your point of view.
The student is very upset about the situation, but does not show much. As the lesson continues, he raises a finger again:
- Can I ask a question too?
The teacher gives permission.
- Three women are walking on the street eating ice cream. One licks his ice cream, the other bites, and the other sucks. Which of the women is married?
The teacher is puzzled, blushed, but must also answer:
- Hmm ... er ... lick?
Student answers:
-No, with a wedding ring on your finger. But I liked your point of view.
Straight Logic
He participates in a basic competition and wins. A book is given to him. The name of the book is "Straight Logic". Asks when buying the basic gift;
-What is written in this book?
-You learn when you read ...
-I can't deal with it, tell me about it.
-All right. Now look; For example, do you have an aquarium in your house?
-Yes there is...
- Then there is water in it?
-Yes there is...
-If there is water in it, there is also fish?
-Yes there is...
-If there is fish, you love animals too?
-Yeah...
-If you love animals, you like people too?
-Yeah...
-Then you have a lover too?
-Yes there is.
-You look old then you are married?
-Yeah.
-Even since you have a wife, you are not homosexual?
-Yeah.
-Look see? Straight logic is this ...
The foundation is very affected. He takes the book and sees Dursun while going home under his seat.
Let it ask;
-What is that basically?
-The straight logic book!
Tell me how about this ...
-Now look; Do you have an aquarium at home?
-No!
-Then you're a fag ...
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Tell us we'll do it (Joke)
Tell me, I'll do it
The headman said to a deputy who came to the village:
-We have two big problems, he says.
Deputy:
-Is it okay, tell us we'll do it.
Headman:
-The first problem, he says. There is a Health Center in the village, but there is no doctor.
Deputy:
- I immediately call the Minister of Health and take care of it. He takes out his cell phone and talks to someone:
-Okay, the doctor will be here tomorrow morning. What's your second problem?
The headman answers:
-No cell phones in our village.
True Courage
True Courage
The commander of the land forces called a soldier. Soldier
- He went to him saying "order commander".
His commander wanted him to lie down.
Later, he ordered a tank to pass over the soldier, and the soldier waited where he was lying without even moving his hair, and as you know, he was crushed. The commander turned to the others
- He said "Here is the courage."
The commander of the aviators summoned a soldier. Soldier again
- Saying "order commander", he went to his commander.
His commander ordered him to get on the helicopter. The soldier got into the helicopter and took off, then his commander ordered the soldier to jump down without a parachute, the soldier obeyed the order and jumped. He was crushed and died. The commander turns like the other
- He said "Here is the courage."
It's time for the sailor commander. The sailor called the commander soldier. He's at attention like a soldier knife and
- He said "order commander".
Commander
- He said immediately jump into the sea and do not surface for 10 minutes.
Soldier;
- He said "Come on".
The commander turned to the other commanders.
- "This is the real courage," he said.
Thank you for reading.
Wife Husband Vacation Joke
They set up camp where they go.
A nice meal on the evening of the second day of their holiday
they eat and fall asleep.
A few hours later the woman woke up and her husband too
awakens.
The man is drowsy; awakened from a beautiful dream
is also a little angry about:
"What happened? What do you want?" he asks.
- "Look up and what you see to me
tell me. "
The man looks at the sky and answers:
- “That's why you woke me up? I looked
Request. I see a lot of stars
Millions of brightly shining stars. "
His wife asks again: "Well, what does this give you?
is showing?"
The man who is now very sleepy thinks a little
and answers:
“Theologically, God's power and
I see our own helplessness.
Philosophically, the eternity of the universe and
I see our insignificance before him.
Astronomically, galaxies, stars,
I see the existence of planets.
Looking at the position of the stars, it is 3 o'clock
I see it happening. Meteorologically today too
I see the weather will be very nice.
Why did you ask me that? What does he show you? "
- "Necati, they stole our tent."
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You are kidding
A man applied for a job.
They called for a meeting; During the interview, the manager asked;
- So what are your expectations? What will satisfy you?
He started counting friends;
- First of all, I want a car, and the rent of the apartment I am currently in is a little too much. It would be good for the company to pay for it, I would not work less than 3000 dollars as a salary ...
The company manager listens and
- We will give you a top model Cherokee and a villa in Trabya, and the salary we planned for this position was 6000 dollars, he said.
Our guy's eyes are up;
- You are kidding, he said.
Company manager pasted;
- You started it first ...
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Mad Hospital (Joke)
One day, a scientist decided to visit hospitals for New Year's Eve and release the insane who got wise.
He visited a lot of hospitals but never met a madman who was thought to be smart. Finally, he went to a hospital and saw that all the madmen are jumping.
He immediately asked the doctors who were interested in them:
Scientist- Why are they jumping like this?
The doctor said: - They think they are popcorn.
He immediately approached him and asked: - Why are you not jumping?
Mad: - I clung to the pan ...
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