A goodnight's sleep with an adventure. I just love it when I get to kill a variety of monsters in my dream. Just like in Left4Dead when you're on a rampage. Not to mention, the Resident Evil Series and you're at Ada Wong's sequence, intense.
They tell me to get a life, go outside, be normal, they almost put me on rehab actually. I'm not closing my doors with those possibilities so I said yes, in one condition - they let me play one more game for the very last time.
I was so into this new post-apocalyptic, Zombie game that I dreamt of it last night. It's like an RPG, surrealistic. Perfect. Let's get it on.
Level 1:
Easy peasy. This little zombie's crying for its mommy, just one bullet and...bam! Piece of cake.
Level 2:
Twin head zombie? No problem, come on guys, I've seen worse. I'll give you a taste of this katana.
What? When you split them they multiply? Let me ram you both with grenades up your bums, freaking twitches! Killing spree!!!
Level 3:
Oooh, what do we have here? You look like some noisy nagger Zombie in the Last of Us eh? Too bad, this is Daryl Dixon from TWD witch! Bam!
Boss level:
These fools didn't even make me drop a sweat. At last, final level...
Damn, you're a huge Walker I'll give you that, oh and is that an ammo? Woah dude, is this a glitch? I don't give a damn, I can still take you down.
With just one simple maneuver? You're out? Tsk, no fun.
That's it? That really is it? My last damn game is a piece of crap. Well, my bad, I guess I just really mastered all the zombie games out there. Guess, I'll just hit the sack now.
I was half asleep when I heard on the radio, "Teenage boy massacred his own family.."
And the morning after, I woke up in an asylum...
"Shoot, I wasn't dreaming."
- end -
Let me get my guns to kill them monsters :D