First, let's put this picture so that we show the final pre-activation version of the cry weapon!

They expel anyone who tells the truth from nine villages. Long live the tenth village!

We are in a short cycle from the moment we come to the world and open our eyes until the moment we take our first steps.

We are in the world after a severe labor pain! If we act from the phrase "Look at the one who pulls, not the one who pulls"; The mother who suffers, the child who not suffers!

Which should we focus on? Of course, to the child, to ourselves!

We opened our eyes to the world… …and what more? Where? Who am I? Who are you? We got smack in the butt while looking for answers to their questions!

Here are the first crying sounds. We are a source of happiness for those in the room at that moment. We were born and became the person who completed the child triangle, which is the missing part of the family. If you are not the first child, you are deprived of this pleasure.

If I catch that first spank!

Time moves fast in a fast-moving world. As generations change places, births and deaths stand before us as two opposite concepts with the truth of life. Moreover, we do not determine the time of this stance. Surprise us at births and deaths!

That's why most of us don't know or never see the midwife or doctor who gave birth to us. There is no need to avenge the spanking!

From the moment we are born, our life begins with colonialism. First, we exploit our parents. We extract milk from our mother's breast. We exploit our father's wallet with the cloth we dirty 5-6 times a day.

In this process, our biggest weapon is crying and it is a very effective weapon. Some even cry can have a nuclear effect on their parents.

They can't blame us for this, we didn't choose to be born, but they chose to be parents. Our mothers knew that as long as there was milk, their breasts would belong to us and would be exploited many times a day. Our fathers had the ability to calculate the expenses of a baby's upbringing.

It all happened knowingly and willingly!

We have the right to sleep for hours as we wish, day or night, they cannot interrupt our sleep, they cannot make noise while we sleep.

…but we can do whatever we want to them. It is the same moment when we are born as they say goodbye to uninterrupted sleep. Although this is not entirely a coincidence, it can also be considered as a deliberate act.

Cry and wake him up, exploit him drowsy, have his diaper changed. Tactic is short and clear! Exploit!

When the first steps are taken, our fields of discovery expand. Thousands of possibilities await us in every square meter of every room in the house whose door is now open.

The only obstacle is that we do not reach the door handle yet! After the first step, time moves forward at lightning speed. The interest, curiosity and observation towards everything continues to increase every day, and the most dangerous question suddenly comes to mind and is heard!

Mom – Dad, how was I born?

Is it a classic answer to say "storks brought you into the world", or one-on-one auhhöö (more up to the parents)

Today I wanted to make a presentation on my right to bullshit, in the midst of bullshit sometimes we have the right to bullshit!

Thank you for reading.