Jokes ng mga Matatalino :)

Eto yung tipong banat na kahit wala kang alam ay mapapakilig ka talaga

You are like an electron and i am like a proton. and they said that opposites attract each other yieee

Sinabi ni Einstein na "Nothing is faster than light", well obvious naman na di niya nakita kung gaano ako kabilis mahulog sayo

Ikaw panigurado ang square root of two because i am irrational around you

Kahit anong mangyari, You're still the sin^2 (x) + cos^2 (x) that i love always

Seismic kaba? wave ka naman oh HAHAHA

Sa lahat ng branches ng science ang ating chemistry ang aking pinakapaborito

Scientists said that they haven't yet discover 70% of water but i already discovered my love for you 100%

Is your name Wireless-Fidelity? because definitely a connection here.

My life without you would be like a broken pencil because it will be pointless

All my 3 hearts would beat for you. If i were an octopus

Buwan kaba? kase pagdating ng araw mawawala karin.

You must be Mathematician named A.E.H. Love, i think i feel your wave just now (Grade 10 discussion yan)

There must be something wrong with these eyes. i can't really seem to take them off of you

I'm attracted like an Earth on how a large force is inversely proportional to the distance squared to the Sun.

Hi Chromium Uranium Sulfur Hydrogen, Can you be my Lithium Iron? Sige Periodic Table pa

I would be really happy if i can watch Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine with you someday.

All i really know is x²-1 if x=12 to the moon and back.

If i could only rearrange the periodic table, i would definitely make iodine and uranium next to each other

The kelvin scale can't even measure how hot i think you are? Feel mo HAHAHA

Gravity is not the one who is responsible for people falling in love

A friend told me that i would die within seconds without oxygen. well you've never said that your second name is oxygen. Kilig ka naman?

There are Biosphere, Atmosphere,Lithosphere but losing you is my Bigesphere.

Wala pang IV OF SPADES, naging Mundo na kita

Professional Paintor ba magulang mo?

Kasi nakagawa sila ng abstract art na kagaya mo mahirap man intindihin but still an excellent masterpiece padin.

Ang mundo kailangan ng kulay, ang tao kailangan mabuhay, pero ako isa lang kailangan ko, ikaw lang pang habang buhay.

Ang mundo kailangang magkaroon ng kulay, ang tao ay kailangang mabuhay, pero ikaw lang ang kailangan ko habang buhay