Nature Calls

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Nature Calls

It's so funny that I was almost disgraced. 

Just yesterday, I was called to teach someone in a reputable estate. I have not been there in my life and have only been hearing about the place. It was just not the best with what happened to me. 

I got prepared and was ready to leave but something told me to offload after downloading before leaving. This was because I have eaten so much. It's not easy eating beans and going to a place like this. My wife prepared beans with potatoes. This made the beans too sweet and I was eating like never before. To some extent, I could not add any other food to my belly. I was so filled up and unable to even stand. 

After some minutes of eating I had to stand up to take my bath. Something just said to me to dedicate. I was so adamant and refused to do as my mind instructed me. I decided to get set. After seeing the way I was behaving, my wife told me to free myself before leaving but I still didn't do as she told me, instead remaining glued to myself. 

I went on a journey. It takes me almost two hours to get to the junction of the estate and another 10 mins to get to the estate gate. So, I was feeling pressured and initially started with urine. It was hard on me that I could no longer bear it but was still managing to. When I was supposed to trek, I decided to take a bike, spending another extra money. I got to the estate gate and the gatemen could not allow me in except to get a confirmation from the person I'm going to see. Now, I told them to allow me to ease myself before calling the person. They were proving stubborn and did not want to answer me on time. I could no longer hold it and went to a corner of the gate to free myself. They were saying all sorts of words but I cared less because it would happen to anyone. 

I picked up my phone to call but the number was not reachable. I was having a second phase of uncomfortability which I was unable to explain. After trying several times, I relaxed and waited a bit before calling. Then it was coming in full force to which I could only bear it for just a few minutes. I tried again and luckily the woman answered and without wasting time, I was granted permission to go in. The distance to the house was supposed to be another ten minutes which I felt I could not hold. It was indeed close to the down part of my anus. I could not get all so fast because if I do, it would gush out just like an open water passage. 

There was no one to ask or tell to allow me to use his or her toilet just because of the nature of the surroundings. This estate looks so quiet just as if no one is living in it. It was just like a graveyard. I could not hear a single voice from any of the beautiful houses around. Maybe they used soundproofing to pad their houses, no one knows. 

How am I going to do it was the only question left for me. 

I saw a bike coming in my direction and immediately stopped it. This was how he carried me but not in a rush just because of my condition. After getting to the house, I sat as if nothing was happening but was sweating profusely. I was about to teach when she observed the way I was behaving and asked me if there was a problem. Without wasting time, I responded:

> There is a problem ooo… 

She asked me what the problem was and I replied:

> I'm pressed and it has been disturbing me for the last 20 minutes. 

She showed me the visitor's toilet. The way it came out while on the toilet tub was extraordinary. It came with a loud sound that left the girl in surprise but who cares? At least I have freed myself.  I was relieved and calm. When I came out, it was just as if I had been in bondage.

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I have been having my dose of laughter from articles today and I saw yours, I couldn't control it.

That moment is always bad and you will feel an uneasiness in you.

You could have just listened to your instinct and wife when they told you to release yourself.. Na beans and potato you eat just like that and you travelled with it.

There are estates like that. You will think no one stays in it, whereas there are people living in the estate. Always silent, even you will not hear the sound of birds.

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