Dear SirPotato Today is a happy and sad day for me. Happy day because I heard you are looking for a friend. And sad because I heard how lonely you are. A friend showed me you a very sad article. I cried. I read your article several times and decided to write to you. Maybe we'll become friends. I'm a healthy peasant Miss Potato. But a lonely miss. You city gentlemen don't want potatoes on the farm. Peasant potatoes, however, are all already married. I am a middle-aged Miss Potato, I know how to cook, tidy up, I also fix things that break down on my own. I also drive a car. I have many relatives. My potato kinship is very large. So you would never be bored on the farm. We also have a horse and we could go for a walk together someday. (The horse doesn't want us to ride it). I'll send you a picture and if you like it ... I'm waiting for your call. You better send me your phone number and I'll call you. I need to fix my old cell phone first. With love Miss Potato
Danas je za mene sretan i tužan dan. Sretan dan jer sam čuo da tražite prijatelja. I tužno jer sam čuo koliko si usamljen. Prijatelj mi je pokazao vrlo tužan članak. Plakala sam, pročitala sam vaš članak nekoliko puta i odlučila vam pisati. Možda ćemo postati prijatelji. Ja sam zdrava seljačka gospođica Potato. Ali usamljena gospođica, gradska gospoda ne želite krumpir na farmi. Seljački krumpir, međutim, svi su već u braku. Ja sam sredovječna gospođica Potato, znam kuhati, pospremiti, popravljam i stvari koje se same raspadaju. Vozim se i automobilom, imam mnogo rođaka. Moje srodstvo s krumpirom je vrlo veliko. Tako vam nikad neće biti dosadno na farmi. Također imamo konja i mogli bismo jednoga dana zajedno prošetati. (Konj ne želi da ga jašemo) Poslat ću vam sliku i ako vam se sviđa ... Čekam vaš poziv. Bolje mi pošalji svoj telefonski broj i nazvat ću te. Prvo moram popraviti svoj stari mobitel. S ljubavlju gospođice Krompir
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Miss Potato, nice to meet you. You are so pretty girl. If you are looking for a boyfriend, I could tell you that Sir Potato is the right one. First of all, he is a very good friend. He is also very smart and there is always fun with him.
good morning. I worry because he is such a good gentleman and all the young ladies want him for their husband. What if he escapes me?
I fully understand your concern. The young gentleman is very popular with teenage girls, and believe me, he also managed to charm mature women completely.
Navijamo za ljubav izmedju vas dvoje! Go love!
I can't wait for this to become like a fairy tale. I think you're the right opportunity for @SirPotato, I'm cheering for you, but fix your mobile phone as soon as possible.
Thanks for the good wishes. I managed to fix my cell phone. Today I will write to Mr. Potato again .. I want him to get to know each other better.
O ovoj gospođi sa slike je davno Đ. B. napisao stihove: Znam vas, kanda, i sa splava, slamen šešir, lokna plava. Izvanredno. Imali ste formu sasvim vitke kruške, a duduške ko pupuške. Ja vas, kanda znam sa Štranda, il` odnekud pre, jer takve nema dve!
hahahah.....draga iščeš ljubav????
ja tale gospod krompir je tako dober
Dal ja da napisem nesto u vezi krompira? E pa bas necu... iz inata! 🙄
Pa kako ne.. vidis da je krompir u modi
Kod nas bi gospodjica Krompir bila pazljivo spremana : kuvana, pecena , przena, koji god tretman voli
She is really amazing! I am pretty sure that she will find a perfect Potato for herslef. I am sure that Sir. Potato will react to this.