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@ZombieOverlord in April 2021

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Whenever we decide we are going to go for a road trip we always end up at the same place because we can never decide on where to go so I downloaded an app called Map Marker for Android & now every time anyone says "I wanna go there" I mark it so we can pull up the app next time without having to think on the fly of a destination. If you like to travel I highly suggest it! #Canada

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I know this weekend will be providing lots of post about "God is good" & as a Norse pagan I am glad yours is good to you cause most of ours are assholes but that is ok because ours aren't revered as infallible & instead provide us strength in the ability to overcome downfalls. To each their own have a good celebration & stay safe.

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NGL when I read this chamber tag, & this is going to show my age😉, I immediately started singing the Bon Jovi song 🎵... It's my life, it's now or never....😂 #MyLife

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If this damages my eligibility by reposting a meme I found way too funny not to share, then that's the hill I die on😂 I really hope you all get as good a chuckle out of this as I did. #Funny

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Have any other gamers made the switch from Twitch to ThetaTV? I am not a big fan of Twitch's terms & conditions when it comes to affiliate & partner income splits but I find ThetaTV's user interface clunky & feel they are misleading about earning potentials. Hoping to see if someone else has better experience & can advise as to what I am doing wrong. #Gaming

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Read to the end before commenting. May post a TL/DR version in the comments but don't get mad at me if you didn't read it all first..... Ok so I have stayed relatively quiet on this subject but I do feel the need to post my 2 cents on the subject take from it what you will as it's not my job to tell you how to live your life. The amount of uproar about noise being more selectful of who they give the free tips to you would think that they were taking away people's ability to…

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A great addition would be the ability to add a comment to my own posts free of a reply to an individuals comment would be nice, I get not being able to renoise your own post but I think being able to add a thought as it comes up or relates to the original post without having to post an entirely new post referring to the previous post would just clean things up a bit. Unless there is a reason I am missing to prevent this feature. #NoiseSuggestions

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So something interesting about me, is that I have a nearly obsessive need to solve a puzzle if it catches my brain. In March 2020 I had the inspiration to attempt a treasure hunt puzzle to buried treasure so I sat down & came up with what I feel is a 99% solution but Covid has kept me from traveling to collect. Now in April 2021 so over a year later I am sitting her itching to discuss it or get someone closer to follow up on my solution. Would anyone on here be interested if…

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*pulls up to drive through* Me: "Can I get a large black coffee please" Voice in speaker: "We only have medium chocolate milk" Me: "Uhm OK, how about a large black coffee?" Voice in speaker: " Oh sorry about that, yes a large black coffee ok, anything in it?" Me: "Uhm no just black thanks, hahaha" Voice in speaker: "Oh my God, please pull up hahaha" So on that note how's your Monday morning going? 😂

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I honestly came into Noise with very low expectations for rewards when many platform offer very little or have impossible standards. I have been on here now for a little over 2 weeks & I have been floored by the community & the system. Over 100 followers as of today, more in rewards then I thought I would see in months & now I am inspired to set goal like I have seen so many others do. You guys are all so awesome 😁

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I have an obsession with RGB accessories for my desk, that is all that is the post 😆

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Not trying to be political with this one but this does feel like what we are doing. I had a conversation with the nurse changing my bandages after my surgery about how did we get this far as a species given our history & only recent understanding of medicine as far as human history goes. When we were all killing each other in viking raids or during the crusades. When the world popular was only a few million why did we not get wiped put by a splinter if such small things can…

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It's that time of year. So time to start marinating the house 🤣🤣🤣 The birds are trying to build a nest in my porch overhang again. I found last year that someone suggested coating the area with garlic oil & cayenne pepper, well it worked last year let's see if it works again. What are your natural remedies to keep birds from building a nest? 🐦🐦🐦

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Ontario, Canada going into Lockdown #3 for minimum 4 weeks as of midnight so who wants to adopt me?

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Raise your hand if you have way too many pairs of ear phones/headsets/ear buds ...🤚... no, just me? Okay then, in my defense they don't all serve the same purpose so please someone help me out here🤣

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So since we are in whatever form of LockShutStayAtHomeDown thing Doug Ford likes to put us in after every holiday again for 4 weeks & the weather is getting warmer I think I will start an Only Fans page here is some sample content to entice you😜 #Funny

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The new "Rate this user" section is awesome, maybe I'm just getting this figured out but being able to rate people I like as excellent in hopes they get boosted more often in the free tips is wonderful.

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Had to go to both our cannabis store today to get all my stuff since neither store had everything, tried to do curbside pick up at both but the second store decided I needed to be roasted this morning with my pick up. Since I ticked the pay with cash option when I placed the order dude came out & said that they only do prepaid curbside because of regulations, which I was cool with government wants ID etc. But then he followed that up with "but you're good" at first I was…

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Gotta get my cookies ready for a little gaming weekend, in the Ontario Staydown or Lock-At-Home let me live vicariously though others, what are you doing this weekend? #Canada

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What does it feel like to live in Ontario you may ask? Well I think this expresses my feelings on it... #Memes

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So I was catching up on some episodes of Paranormal Caught on Camera on Discovery+ & one segment caused some concern for me. The video was of a guy cutting his hair & then a doll in the background moved (s04e06 I think but not 100%)...anyways what concerned me is the doll was sitting on a salt lamp when it moved which means you sir do not have a ghost, you have either a fairy or a meta-demon since they are immune to the effects of salt. Not a regular old ghost sorry my dood!😜

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My dog prefers his meals out of a plastic margarine dish to his actual food bowl, why? Because when he is done he can bring me the empty plastic dish in hopes he will get more 🤣 If I fill both his ceramic dish & the margarine dish he will ignore the ceramic bowl, what a dork🤪 #Pets

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I just told my wife about noise.cash & how much growth I have seen in my first 14 days on the app compared to my last 7 days on here & her response was "Let me in on this app I could make mad money" 🤣 I feel like everything else that would become a competition between us. However I wouldn't want it to look like we were shadow account for each other. Maybe we should share this account & see which posts get the most reactions🤪 Competition is on!!!!

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The TV this morning was showing a food episode dedicated to different version of Mac & Cheese from Chicken Masala Mac & Cheese to Maine Lobster Mac & Cheese. Now I want to make mac & cheese today so what are your favorite recipes for this dish? #Food

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Odin has call together the Sunday Morning meeting of his toys to discuss the days activities, who will get licked first? **Update: Zebra got voluntold to go first🤪 #Pets

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Freddy better get his Covid vaccine, gotta be safe with all that dream contact he does as an essential worker! #Funny

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Sunday afternoon conversations while in my household. *Down With the Sickness playing on the smart speaker* Wife: "You know what movie this song makes me want to watch?" Me: "Hell yeah🤘, Cheaper By The Dozen 2!" Wife: 🤔 "Wait no?????"

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Sunday conversations Pt 2. *Last Resort playing on the smart speaker* Me: Belting out "CUT MY CAKE INTO TO PIECES, THIS IS A RASPBERRY TORTE!" Wife: 🤦‍♂️ Partake responsibly folks!

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I live in a state of constant nearly endless depression because I would rather hurt myself then hurt others. Also my bowl of cereal this morning tasted like cheese but I ate it anyways, apparently the milk was bad I see no correlation do you?🤷‍♂️ #MyLife

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Alright so I broke down & started playing Alien Worlds, can someone tell me how I upgrade things? How I can add people? Basically anything other than the mine every 3 minutes thing that I got down no problems 🤣🤣🤣 #AlienWorlds

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Always remember the higher a coin is currently the higher it has to go to make any sort of money. BTC at 64K would have to go to millions to create the same ballooning effect that something smaller like say BCH has to achieve to make the same growth, As exciting as it is to see BTC at this price it is a relatively side ways market in the short term the growth from 64-65k is relatively small when you deal with large numbers. Be smart, research your holdings & decide what do I…

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Good morning noisers, Thursday morning discussion time... Vaping, is it acceptable to take a puff in someone's house OR do you excuse yourself to go outside like another smoking habit? Example it being medicinal vape cbd for anxiety/depression. My opinion is I like the alone time so I excuse myself for much longer than I need 🤣🤣🤣

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Anyone else having issues with Alien Worlds right now? I get Failed to fetch error when I tried from either my laptop or my phone. #AlienWorlds

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I stand by my belief that Elon is going to make DOGECOIN the official currency of the Mars colony, fight me on it!

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Had a discussion yesterday about NFTs & the future of digital collectibles. It was asked of me "Yeah but once it's released like TV or music won't people just pirate it?" It was a very good question & allowed me to discuss the inner workings of NFT & value of limited supply but I think the best way to acknowledge this is that VCRs didn't kill TV, cassettes didn't kill the music industry, photography didn't kill paintings...this idea that because something can be replicated…

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Rough day in the mines of Alien Worlds. Things are drier than a cactus fart in a gulch. #AlienWorlds

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Watching Falcon & the Winter Soldier & just laughed at what I hope was an intentional pun. Sara says to Sam "I didn't want to tell you when you were here all sad with that puppy dog face" & Sam says "I had a rough day"...dog...ruff....I'm too📈 for this 💩 😆😆😆

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Tomorrow marks the 1 month-versary of me taking the wild chance on the promise that was Noise. I hadn't expected much cause I check out new sites & apps & software on a daily basis but this has been an amazing experience. The folks I have met rock & the content is getting better every day & also made & gaveaway a little cash along the way. It's been a great month & I don't know how long this will last but I hope it's around for a long time to come. Thanks to the team behind…

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So my battery backup was plugged into my solar panel all day & didn't charge at all, thought maybe the charging converter on my battery pack had gone since all my wires were connected properly so I used the ac adapter to see if it would charge from a wall outlet & it worked just fine...so my nearly new panel worked for only a handful of charges it would seem. It was a cheap 100w panel which I mean I guess you get what you pay for. Any advice on how to test if the panel is…

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TIK TOK Life Hacks I needed before now pt. 1: Microwave Poached Egg. In a bowl of luke warm water, add 1tbsp of clear vinegar, crack your egg, microwave for 90 seconds, scoop out & enjoy 🤯🤯🤯 Excuse me while I go makes some midnight poached eggs & toast!! #LifeHacks

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Douglas Kapelputts, Oswald's lesser known brother but just as bad for Ontario Politics. If he starts showing up to his daily press conferences with a top hat on we should call on one of Ontario's billionaires to step up & do their civic duty & become Batman. But don't worry we won't hold you to that Bruce Wayne philanthropy I know we aren't there as a society yet. 🙄 Just end this reign of terror please. n/funny

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Alien Worlds needs some form of browser adentification process, having to receive a Authentication code on top of putting in my passwords on top of completing the captcha just seems 🥴 every 5 minutes? Really? My email/txt gets bogged down with millions of authentication codes. Sorry for the rant it is just my ADHD I guess. My brain doesn't have time for all these things just give me the dopamine already. Put all those on the WAX withdrawal/redeem etc & just let me play in…

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It's 5am & I have had zero sleep. On the plus side it's trash day & I decided at 4am to get up & ready the recycling & trash & put them at the curb so I am ahead of my day already. What's on your list for Wednesday?

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Just because you have the tools doesn't mean you have the knowledge to use them properly & it takes more than access to do a job right. The internet has given us a wealth of access to both knowledge & tools but it takes time to combine the 2 properly. I will 100% pay someone for something I could easily research myself because my time is better spent perfecting the skills I am already good at. Pay a professional, support small businesses! Accept BCH payments 😜

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So with BTC plummeting because of the raised transaction fees I can't wait to see what companies that I pay monthly subscriptions for in BTC start accepting this month when the bill comes due. What's your guess? 1)BCH 2)Doge 3) fiat only😆

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Ok Valora, I'll take the 10% at level 1 over the 5% at level 2 or 3 any day🤣 Is this the A&W 1/3 lb burger vs the McDonald's 1/4 lb burger all over again? Maths are hard....😆

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Anyone else have a slight panic attack every time they log into read.cash & their wallet balance shows $0.00 for far too long while it loads?...No just me? OK 😆😆😆

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Just a heads up if you & I have had a conversation on here whether or not that back & forth was positive or negative I will be giving you an excellent rating because you are a real person & you're valid. This does not however mean everyone will get an excellent rating if they come at me trying to start drama, trolls & spammers get rated accordingly. May the odds be ever in your favor!😉

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I recently took my old Samsung S7 wiped it & de-Googled it in order to create a secure phone for business use only in order to protect clients info & offer privacy from my end. De-Googling your life is an arduous task in 2021 since nearly every aspect of our lives are tied to the ease of which Google makes it for them to rob us of our private data. From Google maps & location tracking to emails & websearching all these microprints are gathered to create a fingerprint that…

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Ok it's 2:30am but I love the response to my last noise so I am updating a post from my tech support discord server in the privacy channel & will post it here to give you guys a little taste of some of the resources I use. You all have me excited to discuss all the cool features & apps you can use to protect your privacy & hey if any of you want to connect on any of the socials or messaging apps to try them out I would be down for a chat & features tour. I really hope some…

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To follow up on my post from last night about de-Googling here is the list I promised with ethical alternatives to some of your major needs. Please if I forgot something or you have something to add please please please add it to the comments as I am always looking for new options. Where possible please use direct dev githubs or websites & check the SHA file where you can. I'd also like to point out that I am in no way the first to compile this list & I will not be the last,…

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Was going through some old photos on my phone & found this one from last summer since we couldn't travel I thought I'd use the picture of the sky to make up my own vacation😆 it was a good trip🤪 #MobilePhotography

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Threema just released this great comparison chart on secure messaging apps. Myself I use Wire, Wickr & Threema personal accounts of which only Threema has a charge (One time payment for the app) which you can pay with cryptocurrency if you do not use Google Play Store & want to remain more anonymous when you start up. If you used Blackberry Messenger back in the day you will notice that the layout is very similar. Reminder if you want to chat I am available on all 3 of…

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I need more computers😆... Seriously when I start rendering on my computer I wish I had another to do some other work. Why does everything take so much processing power? 🙃

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More on de-Googling or privacy. "I can't de-Google I need it to run ________ app" The key to this is not the complete blocking of a data collector because it is pretty much inevitable they will get some of your data, a majority of it won't even come from you but others who unknowingly share your private information. The key 🔑 is compartmentalizing what you can to make it harder for them to monetize you. On Android devices with Google services (Gapps) you can create a blocked…

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Happy Walpurgis/Vappu all. Hope you are having a blessed day & are able to honour & celebrate the coming springtime. "Walpurgisnacht Traditions In line with the belief that Walpurgis Night was a night when witches and other evil entities were roaming freely around the land, certain practices were developed to keep them at bay. Thus, in Germany, on Walpurgis Night, people would dress up in costumes, and make loud noises. Additionally, to ward off these malevolent forces,…

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u/Panky is holding his Friday scavenger hunt for something wet, so here are the flowers from my front garden after the rain we had last night/this morning...what do you have?