One day a beggar went to beg-
Beggar: Apa, give me thirty rupees.
Housewife: Do you hold money in the tree?
Beggar: Why sister, what is the problem?
Housewife: My husband is not at home now.
Beggar: Apa, yesterday I posted on Facebook the status of our beggar association page, ‘Today we will beg in Mirpur. Why didn't your husband get the money? '
Housewife: I don't think he noticed the status.
Beggar: All right, I am going to Raikha mobile number, make the begging flexi!
Teacher: In ancient times, Roman soldiers wore a special kind of clothing.
Student: What is that, father?
Teacher: Now that special dress is very popular among girls.
Student: What is the name of the dress?
Teacher: It's called a skirt.
Teacher: Poltu, do you know anything about Newton?
Paltu: I know sir!
Teacher: Tell me, you know what?
Paltu: The name of the scientist is Newton. Revealing work mysteries. Home Washington. Father's name is Cotton. Brother's name is Chhotan. The boy's name is Proton. Favorite hotel Sheraton. Favorite food is mutton. Dear friend's name is Ratan. Favorite sport is marathon. Sir, anything else?