Poem on Daitya-butt Pattanaik, by my friend, a well known hotelier.
There was a guy called Devdutt Pattanaik
Who rose to fame as a history freak
But then he had some mental confusion
Over history and mythology and changed his location.
His sudden fame went to his head
And so the enemy he decided to bed
Ridiculous things and tweets he sent
When called out online he started to vent
With abusive language of a seasoned troll
Digging himself into a deeper hole
Finally, he's officially gone bonkers
Tweeting about our army and worse.
Calling the sacrifice of our soldiers a stunt
And that of our PM who leads from the front
His ludicrous claims need a rebut,
So he can forever keep his mouth shut.