Freak

Poem on Daitya-butt Pattanaik, by my friend, a well known hotelier.

There was a guy called Devdutt Pattanaik

Who rose to fame as a history freak

But then he had some mental confusion

Over history and mythology and changed his location.

His sudden fame went to his head

And so the enemy he decided to bed

Ridiculous things and tweets he sent

When called out online he started to vent

With abusive language of a seasoned troll

Digging himself into a deeper hole

Finally, he's officially gone bonkers

Tweeting about our army and worse.

Calling the sacrifice of our soldiers a stunt

And that of our PM who leads from the front

His ludicrous claims need a rebut,

So he can forever keep his mouth shut.