Al Gore Jokes

Q: What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? A: Absolutely nothing.  Q: Why is Al Gore so commited to protecting the environment? A: On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, the next day Al Gore was born....draw your own conclusion. Q: Did You hear about the Nobel Peace Prize won by Al Gore? A: In a stunning reversal, the Supreme Court awarded it to George Bush. Q: Why was Al Gore the best vice president we have ever had? A: He replaced a guy who couldn't spell 'potato' and was followed by a guy who shot someone in the face. Q: How fat has Al Gore gotten since his presidential run? A: So fat that Bill Clinton is thinking of hitting on him! Q: How does Al Gore get to sleep? A: He counts ballot papers. Q: How can you spot Al Gore in a bunch of Secret Service agents? A: He's the stiff one. Q: What's the difference between Al Gore and Socialism? A: He uses the phrase Social Entitlements instead. Q. Why is Al Gore pissed at JFK Jr.? A. He didn't like him polluting the water.  Q: How dull is Al Gore? A: His secret service code name is Al Gore! Q: Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring? A: He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.