Apu and Nasser's two friends work in the same office.
Apu: Dude, I haven't had a day off. I got short of breath while working. But the boss will not give leave at all.
Nasser: Hmmm. I'm out of breath too. But I can take leave from the boss, see?
Nasser got up on the table and started hanging on a rod coming out of the roof. After a while the boss came.
Boss: What a mess! Why are you hanging??
"Sir, I'm light, so I'm hanging on," said Nasser in a very normal manner.
The boss frowned. After thinking for a while, he said, βYour brain is deformed due to overwork. You better take a week off.'
Nasser looked at Apu, smiled and left the room. Apu looked over.
As soon as Nasser left, he followed Nasser. Boss: What is this! I gave him leave! Where are you going?
Apu: What a surprise! How do I work without lights ?!
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