Funny One

A gloomy Friday my lovelies! Who would have thought, weekends are approaching. I was having fun reading some of the articles until I reached @Kleah97 , whom I find interesting. It's actually a nasty one, and it's for open minded only. I was laughing while making this article lol!

Loveless marriage or s3xless marriage?

Who would want to be married without love involved? I don't like it so I guess I'll go with the second one. Besides, I don't want to be in a situation where we are only married on a piece of paper.

Committed in a relationship or friends with benefits?

Of course in a relationship since I already know who he is and what he is. It's actually great to do things that love was there and no regret at all. If that happens, I already know that my partner will be there whatever the consequences, unlike having friends with benefits where there's no guarantee.

Accidentally send nudes to a stranger or your parents?

Accidentally sending nudes to my parents, it's okay if that will happen as I know that my parents already see my whole body since I was born. Besides, I know that they won't spread the said nudes as they know the consequences of it. Whereas, if it's in a stranger, I don't know what comes to mind.

Comfy clothes or sexy clothes to bed?

I actually love comfy clothes, just t-shirts and pajamas while sleeping. However, I also wear sexy clothes in my bed when the weather is hot, so I could sleep better. My clothes depend on the weather.

Quickie or an all-night escapade

I'll go for a quickie as I want it to finish as soon as possible lol! 😂

Top or bottom?

Bottom of course but top will do hahahaha🤣

Flirty or funny

Funny is way better than having a flirty one.

Good morning text or good night text

I want to receive goodnight before sleeping as well as good morning, it actually lifts my mood.

Kissed goodbye or left to sleep?

Kissing goodbye is actually a good one, I mean my partner always did this to me when he went out for work and did the same when he came.

Shower together or apart?

Shower together, this sounds nasty but it's really enjoy taking a bath together

Read 50 Shades of Grey or watch 50 Shades of Grey

I love reading before but I guess watching is way better as it consume less time than reading the whole book

Lights on or off

Lights off hahahaha

Kinky or romantic s3x

The second one, making that one is great when you both do it romantically

Vocal in bed or keeps it in

Vocal in bed hehehe😁

Kiss in public or private

Private to give respect for those single out there

Jealous hardworking partner or lazy trusting partner

I don't want a lazy partner, besides jealousy is always there not because of lacking trust, just that fear is there, so jealous hardworking will be.

Sneeze everytime you orga$m or orga$m everytime you sneeze

Ha? Wait, does this exist? Maybe ahmff the 1st one

Happy five-year relationship or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush

We are not in the Wattpad world to have a one-night stand with a celebrity, I guess that doesn't exist in real life so I'll go for a happy relationship, whatever the year it may, at least I know there's no toxicity.

Do it every day of the week no matter what or just once a month?

Ahmmff I'm not busy though but still go for once a month

I know this sounds inappropriate but it's just fun doing this one. I mean there's no mistake writing it but be sure that you are open-minded😊

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